Get rich quick plan number 451
A sluck on dildo
Ok firstly this post is rated not safe for Mormons or children under the age of 16. If you are easily offended bugger off I'll edit my journal entries when I see my laptop again.
Anyway back to the perversion at hand.
As you all know I only see my wife a couple of days a week at best and her medical issues hamper our sex life on top of that, so times when we are together and both in the mood are limited. So when she bought a B.O.B. well we were at the mall a couple weeks ago it didn't concern me (the price did but thats a topic for later). I am a realistic individual her carpal tunnel is really bad so I would hate to think what it must be like trying to masterbate feels like.
So Bob sits in her top drawer looking as much like a penis as I look like a playgirl centerfold. Sure in the dark we both can get you off but which one looks good. It got my mind thinking back a few years and a continous threat of Thoring to the zeta creations line of toys. So when I was surfing e621.net and saw a link to bad dragon adult toys I clicked it, what the sizes are, what the quality is like, doesn't matter to me I go to have a chuckle at what twisted idea people came up with to stick in themselves.
So I was mildly surprised to see some one had actually had the good idea to make one to stick yourself in. Called the dragoness its basically a pocket pussy with "scales" around female humanoid genitals. Admittedly not a new idea by any stretch but given that most of these companies are frequented by people looking to stick wierd shaped things into their body the fact that a "scaly fleshlight" exists is new.
This however was not what caught my attention (well not after I realised I can't afford one, but that is another topic for later), what caught my attention was the shape seeing as how it is designed for a penis to be inserted in it the dragoness is rather long a tube like or rather like a thick penis (in the same way Bob is). Which is when it occurred to me, I have heard of strap-ons, double headed, what I hadn't heard of before (doesn't mean it doesn't exist just never heard of before) a dildo your partner can penetrate. Now I don't mean a penis extension that your partner wears but a full on proper dildo that your partner can use as a pocket pussy.
Just we are on the same page Bad Dragon and Zeta both have/had horse penis dildos that have significant mass to them. Picture if you will said dildo but rather then a base for on a table/wall you had a molded oriface of your choice, your partner then lubes up (course you had better too) and slides in and the friction holds the item in place (ok maybe a strap or two) now you partner is literally hung like a horse.
Its such a win/win idea the best part is that it belongs to both partners (not to mention the birth control benefits) and provided the penis end didn't involve any sharp bends you could use any shapes, I think I saw a tenticle one on Bad Dragon that holds so much potential. I am thinking small tendrils and shaped suckers on the insertion side and octopus sucker nubs on one side with a flared chitinous head and shell on the other.
I'm just saying why not, its like Pez it'll sell.
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Ok firstly this post is rated not safe for Mormons or children under the age of 16. If you are easily offended bugger off I'll edit my journal entries when I see my laptop again.
Anyway back to the perversion at hand.
As you all know I only see my wife a couple of days a week at best and her medical issues hamper our sex life on top of that, so times when we are together and both in the mood are limited. So when she bought a B.O.B. well we were at the mall a couple weeks ago it didn't concern me (the price did but thats a topic for later). I am a realistic individual her carpal tunnel is really bad so I would hate to think what it must be like trying to masterbate feels like.
So Bob sits in her top drawer looking as much like a penis as I look like a playgirl centerfold. Sure in the dark we both can get you off but which one looks good. It got my mind thinking back a few years and a continous threat of Thoring to the zeta creations line of toys. So when I was surfing e621.net and saw a link to bad dragon adult toys I clicked it, what the sizes are, what the quality is like, doesn't matter to me I go to have a chuckle at what twisted idea people came up with to stick in themselves.
So I was mildly surprised to see some one had actually had the good idea to make one to stick yourself in. Called the dragoness its basically a pocket pussy with "scales" around female humanoid genitals. Admittedly not a new idea by any stretch but given that most of these companies are frequented by people looking to stick wierd shaped things into their body the fact that a "scaly fleshlight" exists is new.
This however was not what caught my attention (well not after I realised I can't afford one, but that is another topic for later), what caught my attention was the shape seeing as how it is designed for a penis to be inserted in it the dragoness is rather long a tube like or rather like a thick penis (in the same way Bob is). Which is when it occurred to me, I have heard of strap-ons, double headed, what I hadn't heard of before (doesn't mean it doesn't exist just never heard of before) a dildo your partner can penetrate. Now I don't mean a penis extension that your partner wears but a full on proper dildo that your partner can use as a pocket pussy.
Just we are on the same page Bad Dragon and Zeta both have/had horse penis dildos that have significant mass to them. Picture if you will said dildo but rather then a base for on a table/wall you had a molded oriface of your choice, your partner then lubes up (course you had better too) and slides in and the friction holds the item in place (ok maybe a strap or two) now you partner is literally hung like a horse.
Its such a win/win idea the best part is that it belongs to both partners (not to mention the birth control benefits) and provided the penis end didn't involve any sharp bends you could use any shapes, I think I saw a tenticle one on Bad Dragon that holds so much potential. I am thinking small tendrils and shaped suckers on the insertion side and octopus sucker nubs on one side with a flared chitinous head and shell on the other.
I'm just saying why not, its like Pez it'll sell.
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