dreams may come

[neveurotic]

I am trying to shave the ass of one of my livejournal friends (who I've never met in real life, and never fantasized about in any way prior to this), but we keep being interrupted. I get the feeling that he thinks I don't want to shave his ass. This saddens me

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[ellorgaest]

What I really want to know is if you're still in the alligator costume while you're shaving this guy's ass.

[autumnorange]

When you were little, maybe 4 or 5, you'd come down for breakfast in your jammies,perch on a stool at the counter and with a twinkle in your eyes announce, "I had a dream last night!"

"You did?" I'd play along.

You would then launch into a wild and elaborate dream story which we both knew was at least in part ad libbed.

Some things never change.

[neveurotic]

this time around, i only wrote out the parts i remembered clearly enough to put into words and didn't have to ad lib to connect the dots.

[deadjean]

i have dreams about amusement park rides all the time

[tranarchist]

girl, and I thought you was at work.....