Personalized Plates
I hate people with personalized plates. People with these plates have no sense of individuality, despite the moniker of "personalized", choosing such distinguishing identifications as "69 MACHO" and "GTYUP". Now, I'm not saying ALL personalized plates are awful. But most of them are.
My other problem with personalized plates is that a majority of the time, the people getting these awful plates consider themselves special. You know that because they are getting VANITY plates done. Yes, that means YOU ARE A STUPID EGOTISTICAL SACK OF SHIT! How obnoxious. I have to deal with driving behind you already, but no. You can't leave it alone. You have to rub my face in your "I HRT KTZ" stupid ass shit!
Although, at least you get a heads up when these assholes are around. As a general rule of thumb, I tend to avoid these fuckers, because they don't know how to drive. And why don't they know how to drive? Because they decided to get personalized plates. And when you have personalized plates you just don't understand that a car is a machine that gets you places, not a place for your clever word-shortening skills. I'm all for band stickers, etc. That's fine. Those are artful, generally entertaining, and most people know how to apply them tastefully.
This all came about because I was driving to work today, and some bitch in front of me with awful 80's hair and lipstick that was way too dark cut in front of me, and then fucking waves and smiles. FUCK YOU! I'm yelling all pissed and throwing my cigarette at her stupid KIA SUV. I never fucking waved you over, bitch, and you have to turn on your fucking TURN SIGNAL to change lanes, anyways.
And then I see it. Her fucking license plate.
"SWT T PI".
FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU.
I've been saying this for years, but, apparently no one listens. Maybe people will understand this:
STP G3TN ST00PID LICNS PL8S U FWKTRDZ
I feel bad for the guys in prison having to fucking look at all this stupid periphery bullshit.
This is the only good vanity plate EVER.
My other problem with personalized plates is that a majority of the time, the people getting these awful plates consider themselves special. You know that because they are getting VANITY plates done. Yes, that means YOU ARE A STUPID EGOTISTICAL SACK OF SHIT! How obnoxious. I have to deal with driving behind you already, but no. You can't leave it alone. You have to rub my face in your "I HRT KTZ" stupid ass shit!
Although, at least you get a heads up when these assholes are around. As a general rule of thumb, I tend to avoid these fuckers, because they don't know how to drive. And why don't they know how to drive? Because they decided to get personalized plates. And when you have personalized plates you just don't understand that a car is a machine that gets you places, not a place for your clever word-shortening skills. I'm all for band stickers, etc. That's fine. Those are artful, generally entertaining, and most people know how to apply them tastefully.
This all came about because I was driving to work today, and some bitch in front of me with awful 80's hair and lipstick that was way too dark cut in front of me, and then fucking waves and smiles. FUCK YOU! I'm yelling all pissed and throwing my cigarette at her stupid KIA SUV. I never fucking waved you over, bitch, and you have to turn on your fucking TURN SIGNAL to change lanes, anyways.
And then I see it. Her fucking license plate.
"SWT T PI".
FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU.
I've been saying this for years, but, apparently no one listens. Maybe people will understand this:
STP G3TN ST00PID LICNS PL8S U FWKTRDZ
I feel bad for the guys in prison having to fucking look at all this stupid periphery bullshit.
This is the only good vanity plate EVER.
