Jack is my Hero!
SATs were this morning, a fun 3 hours.
umm debate was good , Democrats kicked ass. i choked, completely *saddness* i talked too slowly and didn't reach my strongest rebuttal points. thr Republicans didn't even do a rebuttal, they never once referenced our intro... they just gave two speeches. Hell i could've done that! read from a paper of preprepared sTuff whatever.
~John Coppage and Nat Shellness really rocked it. im so proud. Not to mention Jack Benton and the Iraq and Abortion crew who were fantastic~
Congrats to all NHS inductees.
hmm... oh yeah, FALL BREAK!!! no school for a while!!! yay.
YOU GOTTA LOVE THE SOUTHNorth Carolina redneck passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow. However, she can't touch it until she turns 14.
Folks in Georgia now go to some movies in groups of 18 or more. They were told 17 and under are not admitted.
The minimum drinking age in Tennessee has been raised to 32. It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
In Mississippi, reruns of "Hee Haw" are called documentaries.
How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is married? There's dried tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
Tennessee has a new $3,000,000 State Lottery. The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
Recently, the Governor's Mansion in Little Rock burned down. In fact, it took out the whole trailer park.
The best thing to ever come out of Arkansas is Interstate 40.
An Alabama State Trooper stopped a pickup truck. He asked the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver said, "Bout what?" Why rednecks are not paramedics A couple of rednecks are out in the woods, hunting, when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do? The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead. There is a silence ... and then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay now what?" Take the quiz: "What High School Stereotype Are You?"
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You're normal. You don't quite fit into a label, you just are.Congratulations on being GiNa! live life today ~G
An Alabama State Trooper stopped a pickup truck. He asked the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver said, "Bout what?" Why rednecks are not paramedics A couple of rednecks are out in the woods, hunting, when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do? The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead. There is a silence ... and then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay now what?" Take the quiz: "What High School Stereotype Are You?"
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You're normal. You don't quite fit into a label, you just are.Congratulations on being GiNa! live life today ~G