Movies...
So I just finished watching Chasing Liberty. I am a Romantic Comedy FREAK. Lately they have either been British films or have a British cast. I understand the humor and language (Big AbFab fan) so thats not my problem. My issue is that I have my heart set on a tall, dark haired, light complected British lad. It was so bad after watching Love Actually that I went into the London (England, not Canada) chat room on gay.com. Who knows what I was thinking.
So...I either need to go to Europe (Mainly London...Again, England, not Canada) or some guy needs to come to lovely Killeen, Texas from England (Could happen...Euopean soldiers come here to train all the time) and sweep me off my feet.
There...Problem solved. Yeah right!
I think my issue with an Englishman is they have the sexy accent yet can't curse me out in a language I don't speak. That and they pronounce French words so much better. Anywho...
So...If you are reading this and you are a Tall, Dark Haired (or blonde), light (or olive) complected British lad, around my age (Plus a few years is okay) and ready to win over the heart of this young Texan...Bring it on.
Waiting....Waiting...Whats this? Oh yes....REALITY! =)
I will pause for a moment as Jason and Thomas laugh at me. Hey Ashley! =)
Now...Do I watch another movie (Which ironically has a British lad in it) or go to bed...Hmmm...I will decide after this ciggie.
Oh yeah... To the 6 people who were watching my cam today and told me smoking was a bad habit: So is looking at Kiddie Porn, trying to talk someone 30 years younger than you into having sex, offering money for someone (ie: me) to have sex with you, and being fat. Nothing aganist big people, me and my mom are the only skinny ones in our family, but I'm sure that being fat takes more off your life then what I put in my mouth. That didn't sound right.
Anywho...My words of wisdom:
Thomas - Right on with the "no sex out of a relationship" thing you've got going on...I am proud of you. I would do it to but you see, I haven't had sex since...You know when...Its been a while.
Jason - Sweety...I love you, I really do...But please find something that makes you happy. You deserve to be happy. If that means weeding some things out of your life, then do it. If that means making relationships stronger, than do it. I hate hearing you cry. You're a good guy...And as you tell me...The right one will come along.
Sam (The DJ) - TEASE! =)
Deven - I couldn't do it without you...You are my rock, my right arm, and my closest friend...I love you dearly.
Josh - I am your ex but I am your friend too. Love ya to death but life has to go on. I am truly sorry that I didn't make it to your birthday but you know my career always comes first except when my family is involved. I won't always make it down when I say I will but that doesn't mean I care any less for you. Oh...And stop telling everyone I know about what happens between us. That is our business and they are my friends...Of course they are going to tell me that you text them 24/7. =)
To my sis Debbie - Congrats on the job! As the song says..."The only way is UP!"
OK...Made up my mind...Vented a little and now I am tired.
PS: Mountian Dew Pitch Black sucks...Don't fall for it...Stick to the Dr. Pepper!
Till next time...
So...I either need to go to Europe (Mainly London...Again, England, not Canada) or some guy needs to come to lovely Killeen, Texas from England (Could happen...Euopean soldiers come here to train all the time) and sweep me off my feet.
There...Problem solved. Yeah right!
I think my issue with an Englishman is they have the sexy accent yet can't curse me out in a language I don't speak. That and they pronounce French words so much better. Anywho...
So...If you are reading this and you are a Tall, Dark Haired (or blonde), light (or olive) complected British lad, around my age (Plus a few years is okay) and ready to win over the heart of this young Texan...Bring it on.
Waiting....Waiting...Whats this? Oh yes....REALITY! =)
I will pause for a moment as Jason and Thomas laugh at me. Hey Ashley! =)
Now...Do I watch another movie (Which ironically has a British lad in it) or go to bed...Hmmm...I will decide after this ciggie.
Oh yeah... To the 6 people who were watching my cam today and told me smoking was a bad habit: So is looking at Kiddie Porn, trying to talk someone 30 years younger than you into having sex, offering money for someone (ie: me) to have sex with you, and being fat. Nothing aganist big people, me and my mom are the only skinny ones in our family, but I'm sure that being fat takes more off your life then what I put in my mouth. That didn't sound right.
Anywho...My words of wisdom:
Thomas - Right on with the "no sex out of a relationship" thing you've got going on...I am proud of you. I would do it to but you see, I haven't had sex since...You know when...Its been a while.
Jason - Sweety...I love you, I really do...But please find something that makes you happy. You deserve to be happy. If that means weeding some things out of your life, then do it. If that means making relationships stronger, than do it. I hate hearing you cry. You're a good guy...And as you tell me...The right one will come along.
Sam (The DJ) - TEASE! =)
Deven - I couldn't do it without you...You are my rock, my right arm, and my closest friend...I love you dearly.
Josh - I am your ex but I am your friend too. Love ya to death but life has to go on. I am truly sorry that I didn't make it to your birthday but you know my career always comes first except when my family is involved. I won't always make it down when I say I will but that doesn't mean I care any less for you. Oh...And stop telling everyone I know about what happens between us. That is our business and they are my friends...Of course they are going to tell me that you text them 24/7. =)
To my sis Debbie - Congrats on the job! As the song says..."The only way is UP!"
OK...Made up my mind...Vented a little and now I am tired.
PS: Mountian Dew Pitch Black sucks...Don't fall for it...Stick to the Dr. Pepper!
Till next time...