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When you lost your virginity, do you honestly feel like you were ready?
I might have waited a couple of years because in retrospect I had some really hilarious ideas about the technicalities of sex, but what's done is done.
How much older or younger than you was the person you lost your virginity to?
I was about five or six years younger, I think. Not a huge gap.
Did you give up your virginity willingly?
AWKWARD, MEME. Yes.
When you were younger, did you plan on saving yourself for marriage?
There was a vague sense that I should have, but I pretty much always felt like that was something that was oriented toward... girls who were not me. Yes, I thought I was a special snowflake even then.
Were you sexually experienced whatsoever when you lost your virginity?
Not at all.
Have you ever had sex with more than one person?
Like, at the same time? Yes?
Have you ever slept with anyone you were in love with?
Yes. Sex is sex and it's great in general, but I do think it's better when it's with someone you care about; I think there is this weird thing where if you are sexually liberated you're not supposed to think that, though. YMMV, man, it's different for everyone.
Have you ever slept with two different people in the same day?
IT WAS FOR COMPARATIVE PURPOSES.
Have you ever had sex with the lights on?
Hahaha really? Yes.
Have you ever had sex on the floor?
YES AND CAN I JUST SAY ONE THING:
RUGBURN.
When was the last time you had sex?
May. Which I think constitutes a dry spell, for me.
Do you care for that person?
Absolutely.
Is this your significant other?
Was.
How many times have you slept with this person?
Probably most of anyone I've been with, so.
Has this person slept with anyone else you know?
HAHA YES. Yes he has. Although I don't really talk to that crowd as much anymore.
Do you remember the best sex you've ever had?
Yes. How would I know whether it was the best if I didn't...? I mean there's something to be said for subspace, I guess, but that's not really my thing, y'all, and even then I think you remember something.
What is the most number of times in one day you've had sex?
Uh, after three there's this thing called SORENESS that happens. I love guys (or girls, I guess, they lie too) who are like "YEAH I BANGED HER LIKE NINE TIMES TODAY, I AM A SEXUAL DYNAMO" and don't realize that this would actually get hugely uncomfortable for most people. Hello, reality.
Do you enjoy having sex?
Yes! The thing about it is, this is probably what a lot of people I've met remember me for, despite the fact that I don't think I actually talk about it that much, so possibly I just seem really slutty. Who knows.
Since this time last year, how many different people have you slept with?
Five.
Since this time last month, how many different people have you slept with?
Not a one. I am a chaste flower.
I might have waited a couple of years because in retrospect I had some really hilarious ideas about the technicalities of sex, but what's done is done.
How much older or younger than you was the person you lost your virginity to?
I was about five or six years younger, I think. Not a huge gap.
Did you give up your virginity willingly?
AWKWARD, MEME. Yes.
When you were younger, did you plan on saving yourself for marriage?
There was a vague sense that I should have, but I pretty much always felt like that was something that was oriented toward... girls who were not me. Yes, I thought I was a special snowflake even then.
Were you sexually experienced whatsoever when you lost your virginity?
Not at all.
Have you ever had sex with more than one person?
Like, at the same time? Yes?
Have you ever slept with anyone you were in love with?
Yes. Sex is sex and it's great in general, but I do think it's better when it's with someone you care about; I think there is this weird thing where if you are sexually liberated you're not supposed to think that, though. YMMV, man, it's different for everyone.
Have you ever slept with two different people in the same day?
IT WAS FOR COMPARATIVE PURPOSES.
Have you ever had sex with the lights on?
Hahaha really? Yes.
Have you ever had sex on the floor?
YES AND CAN I JUST SAY ONE THING:
RUGBURN.
When was the last time you had sex?
May. Which I think constitutes a dry spell, for me.
Do you care for that person?
Absolutely.
Is this your significant other?
Was.
How many times have you slept with this person?
Probably most of anyone I've been with, so.
Has this person slept with anyone else you know?
HAHA YES. Yes he has. Although I don't really talk to that crowd as much anymore.
Do you remember the best sex you've ever had?
Yes. How would I know whether it was the best if I didn't...? I mean there's something to be said for subspace, I guess, but that's not really my thing, y'all, and even then I think you remember something.
What is the most number of times in one day you've had sex?
Uh, after three there's this thing called SORENESS that happens. I love guys (or girls, I guess, they lie too) who are like "YEAH I BANGED HER LIKE NINE TIMES TODAY, I AM A SEXUAL DYNAMO" and don't realize that this would actually get hugely uncomfortable for most people. Hello, reality.
Do you enjoy having sex?
Yes! The thing about it is, this is probably what a lot of people I've met remember me for, despite the fact that I don't think I actually talk about it that much, so possibly I just seem really slutty. Who knows.
Since this time last year, how many different people have you slept with?
Five.
Since this time last month, how many different people have you slept with?
Not a one. I am a chaste flower.