✾ twenty-second hit | audio

[neverplays]

[ The sound of a series of small, metallic cylinders hitting a linoleum floor. To most, it would sound like bottle caps hitting the floor. ]

No.

[ Then the SCREECH SCREECH SCREEING of a money, followed by frantic cymbal crashing. ]

I dare you, douchebag.

Comments

[worksmart]

Throwing things at it's not going to help. Cover it up.

[neverplays]

That's not what I'm doing.

[worksmart]

Is what you're doing working?

[neverplays]

Definitely.

[ You can hear the satisfaction in her voice. Monkeys as target practice? ]

They're serving their purpose.

[worksmart]

They get more violent the more you provoke them. What are you hitting it with?

[neverplays]

You really like saying the obvious, huh?

[worksmart]

I just think you might want to be careful not to end up outnumbered.

[neverplays]

I'll call you if I need someone to hold my hand and protect me.

[worksmart]

It's not a bad thing to need.

[neverplays]

If you're that kind of person.

[worksmart]

But you prefer to be the one doing the protecting.

[neverplays]

[ Of course. ]

More than someone telling me what to do.

[worksmart]

Telling you what to do and looking after you aren't necessarily the same thing.

[neverplays]

They aren't the same thing, but they both piss me off. And from the looks of it, I do a better job than you at looking after myself.

[worksmart]

I'm not saying that was smart of me. Have you ever been looked after?

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[neverplays]

Then you don't got any right to judge.