✾ twenty-second hit | audio

[neverplays]

[ The sound of a series of small, metallic cylinders hitting a linoleum floor. To most, it would sound like bottle caps hitting the floor. ]

No.

[ Then the SCREECH SCREECH SCREEING of a money, followed by frantic cymbal crashing. ]

I dare you, douchebag.

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[prefers_chess]

Monkeying around?

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[neverplays]

Ha ha.

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[prefers_chess]

What set yours off?

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[neverplays]

It was watching me, so I tried to make it go away. It didn't work.

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[prefers_chess]

The perpetual surveillance is an undeniable nuisance. Fortunately, my security expert is handling the problem.

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[neverplays]

You mean, your dog.

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[neverplays]

Ever fired a gun before?

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[prefers_chess]

All the practice with squeaky toys has paid off immeasurably.

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[prefers_chess]

...Only in the arcade.

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[neverplays]

This curse is pretty fun. You know why? 'cause it's a good excuse for target practice. Fuckers reappear no matter how many times you shoot 'em down.

Wanna try?

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[prefers_chess]

I'm a pacifist.

[But that would explain the bottlecap noise, come to think of it...]

How many did you shoot?

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[neverplays]

I'm at ten.

Suit yourself.

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[prefers_chess]

A commendably round number.

How many guns do you have?

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[neverplays]

A lot?

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[prefers_chess]

And none of the dart variety, I presume.

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[neverplays]

Knives?