✾ 『thirteenth hit 』 | accidental video

[neverplays]

[ First there is a large PAW on the screen. The black, soft pad of a paw, to be exact. Then there is a nose, panning out to far-too-close-up shot of a tiger cub's face. It remains there for a few seconds before panning out once more, as she hits the device with her paw. She's actually trying to navigate to the City's delivery.com, but paws are not

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[prefers_chess]

Ah, the sudden lack of opposable appendages. The ultimate curse of being turned into an animal.

[neverplays]

I get a pair of claws in exchange. That's pretty cool. But it doesn't help me order pizza.

[prefers_chess]

Claws do have their advantages.

[Strangely enough, that voice didn't come from Rudy. In fact, it seems to have come from the ferret that has just scurried up onto his shoulder.]

[neverplays]

Nice rat, Rudy.

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[adamantined]

What happened to your ha... paw?

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[neverplays]

I tripped.

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[adamantined]

Into a bear trap?

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[neverplays]

Down the stairs.

[memoricide]

You are cursed?

[neverplays]

You think?

[memoricide]

Has anyone tried to change you back?

sdljsa sorry <3 have been slogged by midterms

[neverplays]

Doesn't work like that. You just wait it out for a day or two, and everything's back to normal. Meanwhile, it's a fucking drag.