✾ 『 phone post 』 | MINDY MACREADY

[neverplays]

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→ ✆ CALL
→ ✉ MESSAGE
→ ✉ TEXT
→ ❊ TROLL

Note: This is the phone for MINDY MACREADY. Mindy keeps separate numbers. One for her Hit-Girl disguise and the other for "Mindy."

Comments

✉TEXT

[adamantined]

interesting way of showing that you care.

✉TEXT

[neverplays]

you really think i did a good job?

✉TEXT

[adamantined]

you killed a bunch of ducks.

✉TEXT

[neverplays]

and a kappa!

✉TEXT

[adamantined]

that is so not okay.

✉TEXT

[neverplays]

why not? it's a sacrifice!

✉TEXT

[adamantined]

no one wants to have a sacrifice made in their honor. especially not cute innocent duck ones.

✉TEXT

[neverplays]

duh, it's not just for rudy. you make an offering to the deities, they do shit in return. like make him love me.

and they're just ducks. or geese. whatever.

✉TEXT 1/2

[adamantined]

what they are doesn't matter. they shouldn't have to -die- they didn't even do anything

✉TEXT

[adamantined]

i'm sure rudy would appreciate something else -other- than death and carnage and murdered kappas

✉TEXT 1/2

[neverplays]

they're not human beings. i don't kill innocents.

✉TEXT

[neverplays]

yeah? would he? don't know if you didn't notice before, but i'm only good at this kind of stuff.

✉TEXT

[adamantined]

so what did they do to you then? and i'm sure if you tried you could be good at the normal stuff, too. like passing notes and... i don't know. getting ice cream or something.

✉TEXT

[neverplays]

they're ducks.

tried that before.

✉TEXT

[adamantined]

what with the notes?

✉TEXT

[neverplays]

that. and the ice cream.