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[neverplays]

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sudden thought: Hit-Girl meets The Nightwatcher...

[night_watching]

Heard that myself. Yeah. Pretty damn crazy.

;-; dunno who that is!

[neverplays]

Crazy's perfectly normal here. Must mean what's normal is crazy?

Um, in the latest Ninja Turtles Movie, Raph is a masked vigilante called Nightwatcher XD

[night_watching]

Sure, pal. Never been much for normal.

sdjfhasl sorry. ;; I know who Ralph is though!

[neverplays]

Yeah. I mean, usually I'd keep you for pet.

Where did you come from? Chinatown?

no worries not everyone has seen TMNT

[night_watching]

Cute, kid, real cute.

[neverplays]

In a place like this, I could probably find a tank big enough for you...

You like lettuce?

[night_watching]

Nice trash talk, kid. You pick that up at a Yankees game?

[neverplays]

Trash talk? I'm not even cursing.

[night_watching]

Who said you gotta curse to trash talk?

Like this: What's that cologne you're wearin', bozo? Au de Homeless-guy? Seriously, pal, a guy with a head-cold could track you through the Bronx.

[neverplays]

A lot of wasted effort, when you could just say:

Hey, jackass. You smell like a heavy helping of shit. Go take a fucking bath.

[night_watching]

Naw, see, you gotta think it through, kid. If you give him the out, he might take it. You want him to stick around so you can kick his ass.

[neverplays]

I'd kick his ass anyway--

Why would I want to do that?

[night_watching]

Wasn't talking about you, kid.

[neverplays]

Oh, so the turtle can do tricks?

[night_watching]

Most ninjas can.

[neverplays]

A ninja and a turtle?

[ooc: 4th wall y/n? >>; ]