A selection of my screen play
FADE in:
EXT. Joes coffeeshop - day
located in an old building on a busy urban street.
Patrons are seated in patio chairs with ashtrays smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee.
SUPER "6:30 am Joe's Coffee"
INT. Coffeeshop - day
The shop is decorated with different examples of mugs.
There is an old maple-finished bar with a huge pastry case.
A GAY COUPLE walks to the bar
KRAMER, Mid 20's bearded, takes their order.
KRAMER V.O.
This is my life.
Kramer
What can I get you?
Guy
Um...What in the Hell is marionberry?
KRAMER
I guess it belongs to the blackberry persuasion.
Guy's partner
Marionberry is Oregon sweetheart.
KRAMER
Its like having all of Oregon inside your mouth.
Kramer gives them their coffee and scone and smilies.
EXT. rocket ship records - day
The entrance resembles a giant red rocket ship.
SUPER "3:30 pm The Rocket Ship".
KRAMER V.O.
These are my jobs.
INT. rocket ship records - day
The record store has posters of old classic rock bands.
The floor has many stacks of vinyl records.
Kramer is working re-shelfing records.
There is a chime as someone walks through the entrance.
JESSIE, mid 20's with horn-rimmed glasses, walks to the opposite side of Kramers section hidden from view.
KRAMER V.O.
And this is my girl. I'm Kramer.
INT. rocket ship stacks - day
Kramer is is re-shelfing the "B" section, with many Beatles albums in hand.
Jessie (using a British accent.)
Hello, I could use your help kind Sir.
It seems I'm having trouble locating..
.umm the walrus...koo koo chachoo.
KRAMER
Well, you might want to look over here.
Follow my voice...It's me the ghost of John Lennon.
..I was bigger then Jesus...Mwah ha ha!
Jessie comes around the corner. She kisses Kramer and grabs his penis and rubs it.
JESSIE
I think I found him! Maybe not bigger then Jesus. Sorry to disappoint.
KRAMER
You know it makes me uneasy when you compare
my junk to the trifecta of Christianity...I'm due for a lunch break.
Wanna go outback for a smoke?
JESSIE
Sure, I'll meet you.
Kramer locks the front door and flips the open sign around.
He goes through the back doors.
EXT. Joes coffeeshop - day
located in an old building on a busy urban street.
Patrons are seated in patio chairs with ashtrays smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee.
SUPER "6:30 am Joe's Coffee"
INT. Coffeeshop - day
The shop is decorated with different examples of mugs.
There is an old maple-finished bar with a huge pastry case.
A GAY COUPLE walks to the bar
KRAMER, Mid 20's bearded, takes their order.
KRAMER V.O.
This is my life.
Kramer
What can I get you?
Guy
Um...What in the Hell is marionberry?
KRAMER
I guess it belongs to the blackberry persuasion.
Guy's partner
Marionberry is Oregon sweetheart.
KRAMER
Its like having all of Oregon inside your mouth.
Kramer gives them their coffee and scone and smilies.
EXT. rocket ship records - day
The entrance resembles a giant red rocket ship.
SUPER "3:30 pm The Rocket Ship".
KRAMER V.O.
These are my jobs.
INT. rocket ship records - day
The record store has posters of old classic rock bands.
The floor has many stacks of vinyl records.
Kramer is working re-shelfing records.
There is a chime as someone walks through the entrance.
JESSIE, mid 20's with horn-rimmed glasses, walks to the opposite side of Kramers section hidden from view.
KRAMER V.O.
And this is my girl. I'm Kramer.
INT. rocket ship stacks - day
Kramer is is re-shelfing the "B" section, with many Beatles albums in hand.
Jessie (using a British accent.)
Hello, I could use your help kind Sir.
It seems I'm having trouble locating..
.umm the walrus...koo koo chachoo.
KRAMER
Well, you might want to look over here.
Follow my voice...It's me the ghost of John Lennon.
..I was bigger then Jesus...Mwah ha ha!
Jessie comes around the corner. She kisses Kramer and grabs his penis and rubs it.
JESSIE
I think I found him! Maybe not bigger then Jesus. Sorry to disappoint.
KRAMER
You know it makes me uneasy when you compare
my junk to the trifecta of Christianity...I'm due for a lunch break.
Wanna go outback for a smoke?
JESSIE
Sure, I'll meet you.
Kramer locks the front door and flips the open sign around.
He goes through the back doors.