Pointless post
You know there is an infestation in your house when...
-You leave an emtpy glass that used to contain ribena on the dining room table and return in half an hour fully intending to re-use it.
-You come back and find ants crawling next to it
-Ignore said ants and refill the cup with ribena
-Go to drink it and wonder at the curious looking bubbles floating around the top, obviously not making the connection that you're about to drink drowning insects that are trying to give you a warning (hence,the conspicuous-looking bubbles)
-Decide to pour it in the sink (I was quite proud of myself,because usually I would take a sip to see if there were any suspicous textures,because living creatures have never been murdered in a beverage of mine before,only dairy prducts)
-Find that what I poured into the sink was not a large glass of ribena with a small amount of ants but i'm pretty sure 200 generations of a single ant family literally crammed into what was left of my ribena. Gross.
What a waste of ribena.
As a result of this and other contributing factors I will not leave my bed for the next two days. Plus, this website has me in silent hysterics: http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/
-You leave an emtpy glass that used to contain ribena on the dining room table and return in half an hour fully intending to re-use it.
-You come back and find ants crawling next to it
-Ignore said ants and refill the cup with ribena
-Go to drink it and wonder at the curious looking bubbles floating around the top, obviously not making the connection that you're about to drink drowning insects that are trying to give you a warning (hence,the conspicuous-looking bubbles)
-Decide to pour it in the sink (I was quite proud of myself,because usually I would take a sip to see if there were any suspicous textures,because living creatures have never been murdered in a beverage of mine before,only dairy prducts)
-Find that what I poured into the sink was not a large glass of ribena with a small amount of ants but i'm pretty sure 200 generations of a single ant family literally crammed into what was left of my ribena. Gross.
What a waste of ribena.
As a result of this and other contributing factors I will not leave my bed for the next two days. Plus, this website has me in silent hysterics: http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/