Red Robin has some awesome?

Dec 15, 2009 18:32

Beautiful Beautiful Red Robin cover art...with Steph.

Supremely awesome. Phantom!Timmy in particular is ADORABLE. Sigh. I miss Adorable Tim.








As much as I imagine this event will be mostly them bitching and figting at each other- and I am SO over that- the pretty cover art and the STEPH!!!!<3 makes me look forward to it anyway. and maybe against all odds those two will patch thing up. I think this might even be a crossover, since Miller said Tim would be appearing in Batgirl before the year is out. I imagine it will be like this:

Tim: STEPH HOW DARE YOU STILL BE A HERO I EXPRESSLY FORBADE YOU.

Steph: Bitch, please. I see you have replaced me with Tam Fox. That's okay, I replaced you with an easily kidnapped civilian too.

Tim: RARGH I HATE YOU. Oh, Bruce is lost in time.

Steph: Oh cool, do you have proof?

Tim: I DO BUT I'D RATHER MOPE ABOUT IT AND NOT SHOW IT TO YOU.

Steph: That helps your argument. WELL I HATE YOU TOO.

Tim: YOU LEFT ME FOR AFRICA!

Steph: YOU LEFT ME FOR SUPERBOY

Tim: SCREW UP!

Steph: EMO

Tim: DUMB BLONDE

Steph: BROODING BRUNETTE

Tim: YOU ARE LIKE BETTE KANE EXCEPT WITH LESS DIGNITY

Steph: YOU ARE LIKE EDWARD CULLEN ONLY WITH LESS SPARKLES.

Tim: ...that's low.

Civilian: Guys, crime?

Tim: HELPING PEOPLE ISN'T MY JOB ANYMORE.

Steph: ....

No actually, they'll probably beat each other up in addition, and at least in the Yost issue, Stephanie will not bother to defend her self and just cry while Tim beats on her and tells her how evil she is.

But I can dream!

red robin, batgirl, stephanie brown, solicits, tim drake

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