Fanfiction: The King of Kings (The Avengers)

[neverminetohold]

Title: "The King of Kings"
Status: OneShot; complete
Fandom: The Avengers (Movie)
Characters: Odin, Frigga
Disclaimer: The Avengers belong to Marvel.
Rating: K
Genre: AU, Humor
Warnings: unbeta'ed
Summary: The matrimonial bliss in Asgard is disturbed by Loki stealing Idun's apples, Odin has ulterior motives and Frigga wears a dress but that could be pants

Comments

[neverminetohold]

That's why I love the tags over on AO3, even if the tag wranglers have their hands full :)

LOL True, but that wouldn't work on Gil Grissom of CSI Las Vegas - Frigga (or any wife) would be the first one they would suspect and, probably, throw into jail for it. No, no, you have to be more subtle, espec. if you are the wife - besides, sleeping KNOWINGLY with a corpse in your bed? Yikes! °-°

*snicker* I like that list; sadly, I now have other projects, at least as long as I'm not hit over the head with another fully hatched idea...

Consort has me cringing, to be honest. That sounds so wrong, like Regency romance novel gone fantasy or something *shivers* And I guess both Loki and Clint would howl with laughter XD

*nods gravely* Sadly, that's the only place for us to live...

PS: I had an epiphany recently - I always thought sex was an intimate thing between two lovers, but now I discovered, (in the last 10 to 30 FFs I read) that it's instead a religious experience... Because the only things people call during sex - aside from their names and "harder!" "faster!" "Yes, there!" - is "Oh, God!", "Jesus!", "Christ!" *facepalm* Seriously?! Not only is it not exactly innovative, but it's neither sweet nor dirty talk and is NOT a turn-on *shudders* If I ever write outright slash, PLEASE stop me from doing the same! °-° (It's fine if it's Loki, though, 'cause he IS a God ^.^)

[silberstreif]

I really should read the article how they wrangle all those insane tags...

Corpse + my bed... <.< okay, good counter argument. But Asgard doesn't have CSI. ^^

I posted the list as part of a BIG prompt. http://avengerkink.livejournal.com/7293.html?view=13877117#t13877117
Prompt name "Insanity is quite common in Asgard".

Consort does mean only "gemahl oder gefährte". It's just that we're both corrupted thanks to slash fanfictions. XD And "mate" sounds wrong, too... lover?

Epiphany: ... oh, oh *remembers the last fanfics*... brain bleach! Where are you?! Please! I can never unread your words. *rofl* They're too true. Now I can only read such scenes with Loki or Thor in it.
People are so... boring about sex. The sex they write about is always wild, and so good you could black out. I wish I could read about cuddle sex or something. Nothing special, just cuddling and a bed and warmth.

[neverminetohold]

*cough* Actually I didn't read it, I just discovered that wrangling business by accident and because I got once a message that they were looking for more people.

Well true, but someones will surely investigate - and since they want to sell us the idea that all stuff they do is not magic but SCIENCE they might have their own version of CSI handy to investigate :)

Read it, awesome! I hope someone will fill it for you! Did you watch "The Devil's Advocate"? Wait - did I ask you that before? °-°

I know, but "Gemahl", seriously?! :) I don't like 'lover' either - in fact, I don't like most of the nicknames (don't get me started on German ones *shudder* Schnuckelbärchen *facepalm*)... Japanese is cool that way, since "anata" is just "you" but means in context "dear" when the wife uses it to address her husband ^-^

*hands over brain bleach* (Yes, I've got it sitting RIGHT here and handy ^.^) I so agree, it's getting really ridiculous with all that wild sex that sends you KO *head desk* Did you try FF's with an "asexuality" tag over on AO3? With that you should be able to find some without "real" sex but with lots of cuddling instead.

[silberstreif]

It would be interesting to have a fic of Asgard where magic is really just another name for science. Liked, someone is mudered: team appears, hand wave, room lights up, five names appear in the air befor them - magic! (reality: room lights up because it was scanned for every finger print, DNA, magic what ever - then, they were catalogised with an incredible complex algorithmen, crossreferenced with names, and tehn an optical illusion (paper is a waste) is created with the names of the matches)

Yes, seriously. ;) Don't ever ever remind me of German love names, they have their own place in hell, with a plague "worst creations of the devil". They alone are a very good reason to read romance in any other language (or to simply not use them).

Just read another one. Loki/Thor and Loki: oh... oh, god... And I: o.o...*rofl*
Yes, I blame you. *takes the brain bleach*
Mmh, nice idea. I'll try the tag.

[neverminetohold]

You have the most interesting ideas, seriously! ^-^ Sadly, I'm not good with technical stuff - or computers - so I guess you will have to carry that one over to the kink meme too. I'm currently trying to get a storyboard done for my multi-chaptered Loki/Clint story... otherwise I would give it a try, although technobabble might ensue XD

Is there ANY love name in Germany that is bearable? If so, I have not found it yet. In English I actually like simply 'love' or 'sweet' - though my fav. is 'sweetspark' (but that fits mostly TF, no?)

Sorry! T-T *hands over next bottle*

I hope you find something, I have - so far - only used the tag for the Sherlock fandom, so I'm not 100 % sure if you can use it for others as well. But since awareness increases...

[silberstreif]

Thanks. :) It just screams for something insane like a CSI/Avenger Crossover, right? ... maybe, I'll post it.

A multi-chapter Clint/Loki... please, can I read it? When? The first 100 words?

... Liebling? Schatz? So lange einen Schatz nicht an "mein Schatz" aus Herr der Ringe erinnert. The very worst thing in English is "baby". Am I the only one that cringes every time if fully grown males call each other "baby"?
(sweetspark is TF for me... forever)

I hope awareness will increase. It certainly does for asexuality, no small thanks to Holmes I guess, but I've read a few great ffs all across fandoms.

[neverminetohold]

Inform me right away if you do! It's an intriguing and unique concept and I would really like to see it done! :)

... °-° Actually, if you want, you're supposed to do more than read the first 100 words, if you like. You overlooked one of replies, did you?

Here *copies*

Well, I THOUGHT it had ebbed, but then I went and wrote that little drabble AND now I went to tv tropes, read ALL pages and... Well °-° I'm seriously considering writing a multi-chaptered Loki/Clint story, that begins slightly before the movie and adds a bit of time between some scenes and follows it through until that climax in Manhattan.

So... if you have ANY prompts/plot bunnies or anything else you want to share for that - now's the time to tell me ^-^ Actually, I might even need a cheerleader/soundboard for ideas and stuff - if you're up to it?
To be fair to both of us, though: I can't promise that I will actually get around to writing it or how fast it goes or anything; sadly, that's not how FF writing works for me... But I hope you might be willing/interested anyway, although the timing with your exams is bad, I realize that; sorry!

*copy end*

BTW - The FF is now called "Take My Whole World Too" and I have the prologue and first chapter roughly planned out...

Tut es leider, voll Gollum °-°" Erst nachdem ich (erfolglos) versucht hatte, HdR zu lesen, bekam dieser Nickname so einen creepy-Beigeschmack *shiver*

Baby or Babe is really not-good at all. I hate it too!

I only learned that there is word for it after reading Sherlock FFs, before that, I didn't know at all, which is sad and not only for personal reasons.

[silberstreif]

I didn't overlook the reply completely... I simply forgot parts of it? ^^" So sorry, I fear I wasn't completely there when I answered.

About the prompts: We really should make a list of the different prompts in an extra message. I have a few ideas (a few many?) and I will all sent them to you. ;)
I'm up to everything you need from me from tomorrow on. *gets into cheerleader pose* So, just send me everything you have and I'll give you a few crazy prompts back.
At the moment my favorite idea is Clint in Asgard for the trial of Loki. It has much more detail in my mind. Interested?
Another is idea is about a dialoge fic...

What is the plot? Can you send the outline to me?

Fanfiction can teach you the most interesting things. Last thing I learned: Asperger syndrom and its consequences. Before that: The meaning of different colours and that yellow is the brightest colour of all... Ah, and of course, nearly everything about norse myth.

[neverminetohold]

Hmhm - so you overlooked the last part, even though I answered your question regarding bonus scenes on the Avengers DVD and then didn't reply to the whole rest because...? XD LOL No, don't worry, I'm not angry or anything :) It happens.

I have sent you an email with all that I have at the moment - which is not much, but should give you a general idea about what kind of prompts/changes to the movie canon plot line, can actually be incorporated into the FF.

Like red = love, yellow = envy or something more complex? I learned a bit about sociopaths, aspergers syndrome and asexuality. To my eternal shame, I have to admit that I haven't done much research on Norse Mythology despite writing for Avengers, I only have the bits and pieces of knowledge I already had.

[silberstreif]

:p Let's just say my memory was busy with other things. ;)

Answered the mail. And... holy shit, my muse is driving me crazy with plotideas. The charactisation will be probably its own fanfic. *headdesk*

red = energy, the strongest colour, blood, life, aggression
yellow = the brightest colour, can't be mixed with black, joy, sun, jealousy, has to extreme sides
green = nature, calm, life
To my shame I had nearly no idea about the mythology besides who loki, odin and thor is. Frigga I knew too, but... that was it.

[neverminetohold]

And rightly so ;)

I saw; I sent my reply over already and now I'll go and take a look at your prompt-PM!

Lila = der letzte Versuch :)

I didn't know that much more either, but I like to watch all kinds of documentary, like what they have on VOX or Phoenix/N24 on WE and stuff.

[silberstreif]

Lila = *lol*

N24 often brings only military documentary, it's a bit boring. I often watch Phoenix and 3sat. ^^ Do you know "nano" on 3sat? At 18:30 I think.

[neverminetohold]

Schwarz = alles zu spät/passt zu allem °_0

Das ist hauptsächlich N24 Transportwelt, oder? Das mag ich auch nicht - und sie wiederholen STÄNDIG gewisse Doku's. Wie diese "1000 Jahre nach dem Menschen" Sache; die lief über Monate hin weg non-stop *ärgs*

Sicher kenne ich 'nano'. Ich gucke aber auch sehr gerne Galileo auf Pro7 oder 'Hart aber Fair' Montags auf dem Ersten.

[silberstreif]

schwarz = siegt immer. :)

Ja, ich habe die 1000 Jahre anch dem Menschen Doku ja beim erstenmal interessant gefunden... aber irgendwann wird es langweilig wenn über 10min beschrieben wird wie der Elefant verrostet.

Galileo nimmt halt leider immer mehr Boulevard Ton an. Aber ich schaue es mir auch gerne an.
"Hart aber Fair" ist auch sehr gut. Schaue ich mir nicht häufig an, aber ich mag es. :)
Ansonsten gibt es hier noch "quer", eine politsatire am donnerstag, die ist auch recht gut. Aber kommt bur auf Bayern3.

[neverminetohold]

Ja, genau "Weiß beginnt, Schwarz gewinnt" ^.^ Hat leider nicht gestimmt, da ich nicht sonderlich gut im Schach bin. Ich reagiere immer lieber, anstatt vorausschauend zu planen - deshalb war ich im Go aber gar nicht so schlecht, als ich es mal auf der Leipziger Buchmesse gelernt und gespielt habe (hab's aber schon wieder vergessen, da hier niemand mit mir spielt).

Oder wie generell ALLES verrostet und die Natur sich die Städte zurück erobert etc etc pp :( Sie haben ja Recht, aber trotzdem wurde es so schnell langweilig.

Hart aber Fair war gestern ganz interessant, es ging darum, salopp gesagt, ob Eltern ihren Kindern heute zu sehr den Allerwertesten hinterher tragen. Katja Saalfrank war u. a. da ^-^

Stimmt, Galileo macht jetzt mehr auf Entertainment, aber ich finde das ganz erfrischend, schließlich nimmt man Wissen eher auf, wenn es nicht so dröge daher kommt.

Von "quer" habe ich noch nichts gehört, ich bin aber auch gar nicht sicher, ob wir überhaupt Bayern3 empfangen können.

[silberstreif]

Du besuchst die Leipziger Buchmesse? Ich bin da jedes Jahr. Vielleicht haben wir uns nur verpasst? ^^

Ja, natürlich haben sie recht, aber ehrlich gesagt, ist es offensichtlich das die Natur einfach weitermachen würde auch wenn der mensch weg ist, nicht? In vielen Fällen wäre sie sogar besser dran.

Katja Saalfrank sagt mir nichts...

Naja, wenn Galileo mal echtes Wissen vermittelt. ;) Das letzte Mal als ich es angesehen habe, haben sie mir gute 10min den Unterschied zwischen den Kalorien im BubbleTea und Minikuchen erklärt.

Schade. Wir können hier fast alles empfangen, auch NDR, MDR, WDR...