Zombies and Curry, a double feature of blood curtling proportions.
I went to my favorite curry restaurant today for the first time in about 9 or 10 months. It's titled Hurry Curry and has the most amazing Japanese Curry i've ever had. The food is served in three basic parts, a bowl of rice turned upside down and placed on a plate, a fried cutlet of some meat, or a croquette, and a bowl of this ravishingly dark curry sauce. Sadly, or fortunately if you look at it in a different way, the servings are almost always too much for just one meal, so you're left either leaving food there or getting it to go and having to eat it again, although re-heated.
Another slight bonus when eating at this place is that the waitresses all seem to be quite attractive young women, and everyone loves quite attractive young women.
On a completely different topic, i had a conversation with my friend Phil about conspiracy theorists, and decided it would be really excellent if we were start up our own conspiracy theory and see just how many people we could get to contribute to it, and argue for it's wild propositions.
In brief, this conspiracy theory would be based on these "facts":
- The major economic, political, and military powers (i.e. US, Russia, China, and other G8 countries) are all actively working to cover up a rise in zombie outbreaks.
- 9/11 was one such cover up, what really happened was that there was a major outbreak in the World Trade Center, and Al Qaeda was utilized to both provide a feasible cover story, and eliminate the zombies.
- Originally Osama bin Laden was funded by the US not for the purpose typically suggested by the news and governments, but instead as the leader of a zombie annihilation squad, bent on eradicating all zombie outbreaks before any news organization got word of them.
- Al Qaeda is now a rouge zombie annihilation squad, beyond the control of any government.
- The current financial meltdown is not in fact due to the mortgage crisis, in fact such a crisis never existed in the first place. The real story is that a large number of loans were created to float protection money to the zombie hordes we couldn't annihilate. Several start ups had been growing brains to feed these zombies, but all the companies failed at the front lines and thus the loans could not be paid back. Key questions: "Where did all the loan monies go?"
That's it for now.
Another slight bonus when eating at this place is that the waitresses all seem to be quite attractive young women, and everyone loves quite attractive young women.
On a completely different topic, i had a conversation with my friend Phil about conspiracy theorists, and decided it would be really excellent if we were start up our own conspiracy theory and see just how many people we could get to contribute to it, and argue for it's wild propositions.
In brief, this conspiracy theory would be based on these "facts":
- The major economic, political, and military powers (i.e. US, Russia, China, and other G8 countries) are all actively working to cover up a rise in zombie outbreaks.
- 9/11 was one such cover up, what really happened was that there was a major outbreak in the World Trade Center, and Al Qaeda was utilized to both provide a feasible cover story, and eliminate the zombies.
- Originally Osama bin Laden was funded by the US not for the purpose typically suggested by the news and governments, but instead as the leader of a zombie annihilation squad, bent on eradicating all zombie outbreaks before any news organization got word of them.
- Al Qaeda is now a rouge zombie annihilation squad, beyond the control of any government.
- The current financial meltdown is not in fact due to the mortgage crisis, in fact such a crisis never existed in the first place. The real story is that a large number of loans were created to float protection money to the zombie hordes we couldn't annihilate. Several start ups had been growing brains to feed these zombies, but all the companies failed at the front lines and thus the loans could not be paid back. Key questions: "Where did all the loan monies go?"
That's it for now.