Jun 15, 2005 10:30
i actually thought it was kinda funny so i thought i should post it...
its a chain letter
MY NAME IS JEFF...
I AM 16 YEARS OLD
WITH BLONDE HAIR
AND SCARY EYES.
I HAVE A TWO INCH PENIS
AND I DON`T KNOW HOW TO MASTERBATE.
I HAVE NO NOSE OR EARS.
I AM DEAD.
IF U DO NOT REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 5 MIN.,
I WILL APPEAR TONIGHT BY YOUR BED
WITH A KNIFE AND WILL MAKE YOU HELP ME MASTERBATE.
THIS IS NO JOKE
SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U TONIGHT AT 10:22. SOMEONE WILL CALL U
OR TALK TO U ONLINE
AND SAY HOW HORNY THEY ARE.
DONT BREAK THE CHAIN
ok yeah im going back to sleep now...