Last thing, a door closed.
I've started a new job this week. I was a bit apprehensive about it at first, but I get more excited each day. Today what made me so excited was that we got to watch one of those really cheesy lame training videos about robberies with horrible actors who have 80's hair. The manager of this hypothetical branch just EXACTLY like Ted Bundy. I was like "Forget the robber, there's a serial killer running your establishment!". The other day we watched one on fraud which was awesome because it had the same 2 actors (1 man and 1 woman) depositing faudulent checks, so they played bussiness-y con men, strung out junkies and fucked up family memebers, all in one training video. And let me tell you, these actors are amazing! They have the wardrobe down, now I know that if anybody comes in wearing flannel, they're a FUCKING METH ADDICT! Also, everybody in Hollywood has been doing way too much with their acting because all you have to do is raise one eyebrow! Who knew?!
One of the multitude of really awesome benefits this company gives me is that if I'm drunk and can't drive home I can call this certain cab company and the cab ride is billed to my employer!
One of the multitude of really awesome benefits this company gives me is that if I'm drunk and can't drive home I can call this certain cab company and the cab ride is billed to my employer!