Lucky, lucky Aston...
1) New chairs for the news. Much finger-twitching and sly hand-touching between James and Richard.
2) "I've seen you doing other things whilst driving..."
3) "Much like James May... except he lives alone." Subtext ahoy! Was this part of Jeremy's mission to pile criticism upon criticism with regards to James' entire way of life (see the past two months' Times columns)? Or part of an injoke along the lines of: "Set the alarm clock for two hours early, James. Hammersmith'll be a-rockin' come the morning."
4) Sweaty James...
5) ... NAKED JAMES!!1!
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