31 // Curse of the Day
Hello, City. Inara Serra recently did an absolutely lovely job renovating my living room just in time for me to not be affected by today's curse at all! Yes, right after my room has become all fresh and new, I haven't been affected by today's big, messy curse, leaving me to believe that whoever is in charge of the curses really isn't paying much attention. My blood is still congealing properly, and before you ask, I can tell. It has nothing to do with cutting myself to check, because that would be rather foolish, wouldn't it, if it didn't work.
Anyone out there who isn't feeling quite as good as I am? If you haven't managed to stop bleeding yet, I can try to stop it for you, if you'd like. I'll come to you. My furniture is white, I can't take any chances.