51 // [Video]

[neverendingbeat]

[Video on, still in the streets. The Master's lost his jumper somewhere and he's down to a white dress shirt that really isn't that white anymore. It's spattered with blood, as are his trousers, if less noticeably and both of them are torn in various places. The Master himself is a bit wild-eyed.]

Can you contain everyone? Can you hunt down them all

Comments

[mghtbconcussed]

Harry...

[This is the sound of Lucy letting her forehead hit the table in a literal head-tablet]

There is not enough ice cream in the freezer for this. There is not enough ice cream in the City for this.

I'll see if anyone has a cure.

[neverendingbeat]

Cure? You can't cure epiphanies. You can't cure the lesson that is being taught to every single person here.

[mghtbconcussed]

Harry, Sugar...if I were to come find you I'd have to worry about you eating me.

That's not good for either one of us. No really. You eat me and I'm no longer marvelous nor do you get sex and I'm just well...dinner isn't a degree plan at any college.

I'm trying to find out if they know how to stop my boyfriend or whatever from wanting to eat me. Plus it'd be nice if the sheep didn't try to eat me when I go get my coffee.

1/2

[neverendingbeat]

I don't want...

I...you have food? You shouldn't have to--

Re: 1/2

[mghtbconcussed]

You left me plenty of food. I gave myself an ice cream headache earlier. Thank you very much.

It was theoretical scenario.

[neverendingbeat]

I'm not apologising for ice cream.

[mghtbconcussed]

I didn't ask you to apologize for ice cream, Harry.

2/3 lieees

[neverendingbeat]

But the lesson, Lucy! The lesson.

No, no, even you shouldn't be exempt.

Re: 2/3 lieees

[mghtbconcussed]

Hey Buddy! I made gyros out of that damn sheep. I fasted for two weeks to fit into a prom dress. Plus I had PMS during the fasting. Don't tell me about hungry.

Also? I was--am nice to you when you want to eat me and kill me. I better be exempt.

[neverendingbeat]

You have no idea what the hunger is like! Fasting for a prom dress?! You don't understand it at all!

[mghtbconcussed]

Of course no, I'm just human.

That does not mean I am going to go all the way to crazy land with you. Or would you prefer I go out and let a sheep BITE me? Then we can zombie around town together and eat femurs or something.

By the way? That was not me asking you out on a date.

[neverendingbeat]

[Not sure. He's torn. He wants her to understand and he is very selfish but on the other hand, he doesn't really want her bitten. Or dead.]

The flat is safe. Stay inside.

[mghtbconcussed]

I am.

Be...careful or something. Don't eat Hardison or Keats or Sam. They're my friends.

[neverendingbeat]

I don't know them.

[mghtbconcussed]

I'll make them wear signs around their necks.

[neverendingbeat]

...I'll try to resist.