Aug 27, 2003 16:36
A Funny thing happened...
Today while eating at the indian jewel, i happened to be drinking quite a bit of the mango shake available there. On the drive home a cop pulled me over and gave me a ticket for speeding.... halfway through our conversation i began to lose bladder control and wet my pants voraciously. This thoroughly stunned the policeman as i handed him a monopoly "get out of jail free" card and sped away.