Girls only want phones with really great skills.
Speaker phone skills, camera phone skills, text messaging skills..
Its a phone with really great skills!
So who heard about Shannon? The administration says that she can't room with girls because of her "preference", and she can't room with guys because 'dems da rules. She's got to sleep in her own little room, but because our hotel is so shitty, its basically a janitor's closet.
Oh, the joys of an alternative lifestyle.