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So I spent the entire morning in the emergency room with Mommy.
She's alright, she's just stiff from joint inflammation from a viral infection.
They gave her a shot of Vicatin in the ass. Lucky bitch.
Jess: "Hey Mom, do you want me to pee in the cup for you so we can just get out of here?"
Mom: "No, because then I'll turn up pregnant and a crack addict."
I hope that was just the pain talking.
She's alright, she's just stiff from joint inflammation from a viral infection.
They gave her a shot of Vicatin in the ass. Lucky bitch.
Jess: "Hey Mom, do you want me to pee in the cup for you so we can just get out of here?"
Mom: "No, because then I'll turn up pregnant and a crack addict."
I hope that was just the pain talking.