Lately I've been put on
celli wakeup call duty. Often, if it's early enough, she requires threats to get her out of bed. I've been pretty creative with this job, but am running out of inspiration. With that, I turn to LJ.
Threats that I've used in the past include:
"Lex says he and Weis will stop talking to you, but that Lana is very excited about coming and visiting."
"If you don't get up you'll make Kenny Schraeder cry."
"Batman told me he really would stick the screwdriver up his nose."
"If you don't get up Lowen and Navaro are never coming to Chicago again."
"The Cindy/Lindsay shippers are all gonna start writing het."
Now it's your turn! (I'm not screening this post so please don't write any of these as comments. If you need more space, email me at missjeanhodges at yahoo dot com.)
Poll Celli Threats I've started posting to
my Suns blog a little less than once a day with a kind of digest style post. Lots of links a tiny bit of discussion.
The point is that I've been using fun lyrics as my post titles and would love some suggestions from you guys. What are your favorite clever and/or silly song lyrics? (Feel free to continue this one in comments.)
Poll Song Lyrics I'm leaving this post public for a bit so that Celli can link people to it who she thinks would come up with awesome threats for her.