blah, blah, blah. blah, blah, BLAH.

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so i'm walking outside of the library,

and i'm wearing one of those asian shirts

that button around the throat, you know

what i'm talking about, and i'm wearing

these asian beaded shoes. i look

asian. ( marah tells me this frequently).

so, anyways. in front of the library are

about twenty asians sitting at tables.

i walk by, they're all laughing.

i am feeling extremely insecure at this point.

then i realize from the reflection in the door,

i look fake asian!!!!