so I saw Skyfall on Sunday
This is the kind of post that would go on tumblr, if I felt comfortable with tumblr. I dunno, this just feels like a tumblr post, possibly because of the capslock and line breaks instead of punctuation.
But I saw Skyfall recently? And it was good, I liked it, and I read this one fic and it was really really good and now I have the urge to write fic. But I'm not sure if going to, so here's a summary for now and we'll see what happens.
I just, I want this story where Bond is walking around post-Skyfall trying to do his job and not be devastated by losing M BECAUSE HE HAS NO EMOTIONS OK, LOSING M IS NO BIG DEAL, NO THAT'S NOT TEARS, THAT IS THE BLOOD OF ENEMY AGENTS
And Q is noticing but he's not really sure what to do
And Moneypenny is noticing, but she can't control Bond as tightly as M did
and the new M just isn't interested in trying
and Q and Moneypenny start complaining to each other about Bond going off the deep end, and they realize the solution is to TEAM UP
And Bond is uncertain about this, but he is lured in with promises of alcohol and kinky sex and ends up having a fulfilling emotional relationship by accident
where Moneypenny kisses him and shaves him and then fucks him on the floor of the bathroom with a razor pressed against his throat
and sometimes Q ties him up and they watch TV together on the couch
and Bond still isn't very good at emotions, but he stops trying to maim the psychologists and actually lets a doctor look at his various injuries
and there's a scene where he actually tells Q to be careful of his leg during suspension play, because a terrorist tried to cut out his hamstring
and Q and Moneypenny just look at each other and then high five because THEY DID IT, THEY CLIMNED THIS MOUNTAIN
and Bond just looks at them kind of bemused and that is the end and that is why sometimes people care about my endings being kind of dissatisfying, because I think the perfect ending is just a shot of James Bond thinking 'wtf have I gotten myself into.'
And that's the fic I may possibly write. Have you watched Skyfall? I need to talk to someone about Skyfall. It is a popular movie and fencers and grad students keep asking me what I thought, and I do not feel comfortable telling them I LIKED IT, I WANT KINKY THREESOMES, I WANT THEM SO MUCH, but perhaps you would feel comfortable having that conversation with me.
I am also available to have conversations about Bond/Silva and Bond/M, just fyi.
(Not crossposted from DW because there were problems with that and I didn't want to try and remember to crosspost in the morning. Sorry if this shows up more than once, I will fix it either way.)
But I saw Skyfall recently? And it was good, I liked it, and I read this one fic and it was really really good and now I have the urge to write fic. But I'm not sure if going to, so here's a summary for now and we'll see what happens.
I just, I want this story where Bond is walking around post-Skyfall trying to do his job and not be devastated by losing M BECAUSE HE HAS NO EMOTIONS OK, LOSING M IS NO BIG DEAL, NO THAT'S NOT TEARS, THAT IS THE BLOOD OF ENEMY AGENTS
And Q is noticing but he's not really sure what to do
And Moneypenny is noticing, but she can't control Bond as tightly as M did
and the new M just isn't interested in trying
and Q and Moneypenny start complaining to each other about Bond going off the deep end, and they realize the solution is to TEAM UP
And Bond is uncertain about this, but he is lured in with promises of alcohol and kinky sex and ends up having a fulfilling emotional relationship by accident
where Moneypenny kisses him and shaves him and then fucks him on the floor of the bathroom with a razor pressed against his throat
and sometimes Q ties him up and they watch TV together on the couch
and Bond still isn't very good at emotions, but he stops trying to maim the psychologists and actually lets a doctor look at his various injuries
and there's a scene where he actually tells Q to be careful of his leg during suspension play, because a terrorist tried to cut out his hamstring
and Q and Moneypenny just look at each other and then high five because THEY DID IT, THEY CLIMNED THIS MOUNTAIN
and Bond just looks at them kind of bemused and that is the end and that is why sometimes people care about my endings being kind of dissatisfying, because I think the perfect ending is just a shot of James Bond thinking 'wtf have I gotten myself into.'
And that's the fic I may possibly write. Have you watched Skyfall? I need to talk to someone about Skyfall. It is a popular movie and fencers and grad students keep asking me what I thought, and I do not feel comfortable telling them I LIKED IT, I WANT KINKY THREESOMES, I WANT THEM SO MUCH, but perhaps you would feel comfortable having that conversation with me.
I am also available to have conversations about Bond/Silva and Bond/M, just fyi.
(Not crossposted from DW because there were problems with that and I didn't want to try and remember to crosspost in the morning. Sorry if this shows up more than once, I will fix it either way.)