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[ VOICE ]
Why'd the vampire call a funeral home?
[Pause.]
Ordering take-out.
Why do vampires make shitty company?
[Pause.]
They're a pain in the neck.
What does a vampire missing a fang do?
[Pause.]
Grin and bare it.
Why shouldn't you tell a vampire to get a life?
[Pause.]
He might take yours.
There! Jeez.
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It's the nineties all over again.
This was funny for five minutes, now I remember why I got sick of watching then.