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[never_very_good]

Best part about weekends like last one's not being cursed. Sucks when you're stuck in it, but from outside? Kinda funny, I gotta admit

Comments

[immortaltwat]

Probably because they realised how shitty your bar is.

[never_very_good]

Keep trying. Sooner or later you'll manage a good insult by accident.

[immortaltwat]

Who says I'm trying? A bunch of your staff just left you. I think that speaks for itself.

[never_very_good]

See, most people work for their living. Can't do much about it if the City's moving walls and shit. I don't blame 'em.

[immortaltwat]

I don't work for my living and I get along all right.

[never_very_good]

Think that means no one works for your living?

[immortaltwat]

No. I'm just saying. Maybe they realised there's always someone else who'll pick up the slack for them. Which leaves them free to get drunk instead of being stuck working for you.

[never_very_good]

There's a reason I don't hire useless shits like you.

[immortaltwat]

Because useless shits like me aren't asking to be hired?

[never_very_good]

Least you know what you are.

[immortaltwat]

I know what you think I am. Can't say I'd agree with your assessment myself.

[never_very_good]

Prove me wrong. Do something useful, for once.

[immortaltwat]

Ah, but here's the thing... I don't have to. Why would I?

[never_very_good]

Someday your luck'll run out.

[immortaltwat]

All the more reason to make the most of this while it lasts.