Winn-Dixie
Yet another homosexual man came onto me today.
Intimidating Black Man on Bicycle: (riding past) You straight?
Me: Yeah.
Intimidating Black Man on Bicycle: Sure?
Me: Well, I've never really given it that much thought up to this point. Now that I consider it, perhaps not. Lets go have some dirty anal sex in the bushes.
Intimidating Black Man on Bicycle: Blacktastic!
I want to do something tonight. Where the fuck is everyone?
Intimidating Black Man on Bicycle: (riding past) You straight?
Me: Yeah.
Intimidating Black Man on Bicycle: Sure?
Me: Well, I've never really given it that much thought up to this point. Now that I consider it, perhaps not. Lets go have some dirty anal sex in the bushes.
Intimidating Black Man on Bicycle: Blacktastic!
I want to do something tonight. Where the fuck is everyone?