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This is Kabo. He's a hardworking rock-sorter. Throughout his glorious 3-d animated career he will be taking part in such exciting tasks as:
Incidentally, this baby is crying because his parents work at Alias software and they can't afford to feed him because everyone pirates their software. Also, he is crying for the billions and billions of innocent Iraqi baby comrades that have perished in the United State's war for oil. Also, he has a poopy diaper.