Stupid.

[never_here]

I just got a paper cut on my face.

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[mitdasein]

That's why I completely phased out magazines and stick with online porn.

[never_here]

Oh if I were only so lucky to have it be porn, but alas, I'm at work stuffing envelopes.

[mitdasein]

You could liven up your job by stuffing every 10th envelope with porn.

[mitdasein]

And what sort of benighted employer is making you stuff envelopes on a Sunday eve? Jesus, nobody has any respect for the fucking Sabbath anymore.

[never_here]

Well, it's technically for a food delivery service and people still need food on Sunday. The envelope stuffing is just an added bonus.