say goodbye to the hearts you break and all the cyanide you drank
lmao today was sooo fun in theater movemt. theres this girl in our class who -seriously- IS charita from donnie darko. well, the looks anyway. shes like terrified of human contact and thinks sex and all that stuff is way gross and scary and she like flips out over people in her "bubble" and is very weird about sanitation. well, today she was my tango partner. she was standing sooo godamn far away from me that her fingertips were all that was touching my side. when we were dancing she would periodically say "ah..too close" when i would get too close to her. and then...shaunah starts making cracks about how im a lesbian. she hears, and literally jumps a foot in the air and takes 3 steps backward while doing the "ew ew" shaky thing with her hands. she was AFRAID to touch me! she was actually shuddering! and then once cathy (our teacher) finally got her to dance with me again i would say things like "ooh...that was nice" and "wow i love your hands". but when shaunah started commenting on my thong it was just too much for her. hahahahaha ah man it was so much fun. so yeah the rest of the period we pretty much just scared the hell out of her. how come i always end up scaring people by being a lesbian...? eh oh well. so yeah that was the highlight of my day. oh yeah and i totally parallel parked today. like a madman. made it right next to the curb and everything. some lady saw me admiring my park job and that was a little embarrasing but besides that i was pretty stoked. umm so yeah thats about it for now...