May 02, 2007 00:08
Just as John Cusack movies can give one unrealistic expectations for romance, so does listening to a lot of R&B give you unreasonable expectations about sex.
Just sayin.
(Of course, does someone who thinks, "Ooooh, the first episode of "The Dead Zone!"" and settles in on the futon really need to have many expectations about sex?)
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Unrealistic?! Does that mean I should stop standing outside my dates' apartments in my trenchcoat, hefting a boombox blasting Barry White tunes...?
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You said you LIKED when I did that for you!
Liar.
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