She's out of control so beautiful
It takes a special kind of irritating to answer someone who has spoken to you, on repeated occasions, without saying anything of any relevance whatsoever to what the other person said.
/cryptic complaints
Anyway! Today was good. I actually ended up sleeping most of the day away since I've been getting pretty bad headaches lately, so now I feel a great deal better. I won't destroy your time schedule, but I did spend an extended amount of time playing Alter Ego; ended up dying at the Old Age stage from a heart attack while walking to the shops. :V
sndlfkadg I just. I love Oblivion, really; I'm such a loser for fantasy stuff like this and the open-ended world totally makes me soak my panties. But oh my god
WHO THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO SCALE ENCOUNTERS TO LEVELS
I just. Nnnngh. Hate it when you're trying to do a moderately simple quest and then LOL WHOOPS
BECAUSE YOU'RE LEVEL 20 NOW THIS DUNGEON IS FULL OF UNBEATABLE VAMPIRES AND MINOTAURS
DURRRRRHURHURHURHRUHRUHRUR
I mean, this was fixed a lot in Fallout 3 with something that made sense, but it really doesn't help my tendency to start games over and over when they get hard, especially ones with so many options like this.
And oh my god, the Cure for Vampirism quest was just bottled pain. It was interesting to see the declince, but I swear, the game is trolling you.
"Hi, I know how to cure that! Go find five of the rarest gems in the world. Oh, and they have to be empty! :D "
"Okay, cool! Now go get me garlic, bloodgrass, and nightshade!"
Oh, that isn't so ha--
"Also you need to stab someone with this knife and kill an inhumanly powerful vampire! :D "
...sob. Because of my level the ~POWERFUL VAMPIRE~ was pissweak, but still. It's almost as bad as the main quest.
"Okay, we need a Daedric Artifact. We're only going to tell you where one is."
'Go kill five of the most powerful vampires all at once, especially the orc that kills you in four hits no matter what'
A long time later...finally find another Daedra Shrine after being killed in the wilderness like five times by BEARS AND FUCKING MOUNTAIN LIONS.
"Okay awesome. Now go into the most dangerous dungeon in the game filled with wraiths and skeletons and kill the spirits of the best swordsmen in the game! :D "
Like I said. The game hates you and everything you stand for. Fallout 3 had a depressing atmosphere, but fuck, at least you felt like it wasn't actively conspiring against you. But all in all, it's still so so fun. Playing an axe-wielding healer/thief/blacksmith as I am just gives you the best options. Sure, you could pay for it, or you could just sneak in later and take it! :D
ANYWAY. INVESTIGATIONS. Shortlist:
- Music is really good!
- New sprites are quite pretty. Except for some...uninspired character designs. Jacques I want to punch you in your stupid ugly face
- Case 1 was awesome, though. Gumshoe and Maggey and condemning someone to confessing their own murder in two or so hours fuck yes Edgeworth
- WINSTON PAYNE CAMEO AAAAAH. And sdkfndsag Edgeworth doesn't even remember who he is. What are you even doing at the office at 3am, Winston? You have a hot wife to get home to.
- Case 2 is making me ship Edgeworth/Rhoda to the tune of Franziska/Adrian. I've been spoiled about the real culprit, but haha, way to be catty, Cammy.
- SAL MANELLA CAMEO AAAAAH.
- I actually gave an excited gasp when Franziska made her entrance. Ngl, you're even cooler than I remember, baby. /ships you with Edgeworth even harder; talks to at every opportunity
- I was kind of under the impression that Kay Faraday was your Maya for the whole time. Kinda glad this isn't the case; the whole switching assistants thing is much more Edgeworth. I'd love to have Franziska as your partner, but god knows she'd hiss and spit about that. :B
- Ahaha an ad for Sexpo came on while I was writing that. THEY KNOW OF MY LUST FOR FRANZISKA
- Oh, and an interesting detail! Apparently the precinct assigns a detective to each prosecutor? This goes a long way to explain why we kept seeing Gumshoe/Ema at every crime scene, if that's the case. Poor Ema.
- Also for my own notes: Edgeworth's office is Room 1202.
And that's it, so far! More after I...actually finish Case 2, durrrr.
Tsundere (Harsh Outside-Gentle Inside)
[★] You come off as sort of aloof to other people.
[★] In public, you intentionally refrain from showing much weakness.
[★] You have a secret obsession with something cute. (not exactly secret. hi yuffie)
[ ] You pretend that you hate your crush even though you really love him/her.
[ ] You blush when people point out your sensitivities.
[ ] You blush when people tell sexual jokes.
Total: 3
Yandere (Gentle Outside-Harsh Inside)
[★] You’re very sweet and kind in public.
[ ] When romance becomes a topic of discussion, people say your personality changes drastically.
[ ] You know some sort of martial art, swordplay, or otherwise kendo
[ ] You have a crush who you’d literally kill for.
[★] You have a pet-peeve that makes you snap. (let me count the wayyyys)
[ ] Schizophrenic?
Total: 2
Meganekko (Girl/Guy-with-Glasses Character)
[★] You have glasses.
[★] You are can sometimes be clumsy, ditzy, or absent-minded.
[★] You are always very polite in your speech.
[★] You are fairly intelligent in some field.
[ ] You take discipline seriously.
[★] You have some sort of fetish for something. (...teehee.)
Total: 4
Tsukkomi (Angry Guy)
[★] You have a friends who often make dumb or embarrassing remarks.
[ ] You smack/beat up this friend in some way.
[ ] You do your best to maintain a calm facade, only to be thwarted by this friend.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yin”
[★] You swear a lot.
[ ] You try to bring out the more serious side of your ridiculous friend.
Total: 2
Boke (Dumb Guy)
[★] You often make silly or embarrassing comments.
[★] You like annoying the heck out of your best friend.
[ ] You often get beaten up by your friend in some way, but you take it in good stride.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yang”.
[★] You are normally very laidback and carefree.
[★] You try to bring out the happier side of your angry friend.
Total: 4
Nadeshiko (Perfect Wife)
[ ] You are always, almost overly, polite.
[ ] You love traditional Japanese culture.
[ ] You often wear either a kimono, yukata (summer cotton kimono), or apron.
[ ] You’re an excellent cook.
[ ] You are hardly ever angry.
[ ] You have really long hair.
Total: 0 (i am sorry guys i cannot be your waifu)
Sexy Character
[☆] Your bust/package is...formidable. (shut up)
[★] You like making sexual innuendos.
[ ] You encourage trips to the beach, pool, or onsen
[★] There are some sexual things that you are ignorant to or need explained to you.
[ ] You’re an expert cosplayer.
[★] You like the taste of alcohol.
Total: 3.5
Loli/Shota Character
[ ] You like sweets or chocolate.
[ ] You adore cute things and/or the word “kawaii”.
[ ] You use Japanese suffixes like “-chan,” “-tan,” “-sempai,” etc.. (ahaha dirty secret: when i feel really tired and stupid, i call my bed 'bed-chan' for the lulz)
[ ] You add unnecessary suffixes to the ends of your sentences, like “nyo,” “nyu,” “un,” etc...
[★] You are considered gullible or naive.
[ ] You have a tall/powerful friend who protects you.
Total: 1
/cryptic complaints
Anyway! Today was good. I actually ended up sleeping most of the day away since I've been getting pretty bad headaches lately, so now I feel a great deal better. I won't destroy your time schedule, but I did spend an extended amount of time playing Alter Ego; ended up dying at the Old Age stage from a heart attack while walking to the shops. :V
sndlfkadg I just. I love Oblivion, really; I'm such a loser for fantasy stuff like this and the open-ended world totally makes me soak my panties. But oh my god
WHO THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO SCALE ENCOUNTERS TO LEVELS
I just. Nnnngh. Hate it when you're trying to do a moderately simple quest and then LOL WHOOPS
BECAUSE YOU'RE LEVEL 20 NOW THIS DUNGEON IS FULL OF UNBEATABLE VAMPIRES AND MINOTAURS
DURRRRRHURHURHURHRUHRUHRUR
I mean, this was fixed a lot in Fallout 3 with something that made sense, but it really doesn't help my tendency to start games over and over when they get hard, especially ones with so many options like this.
And oh my god, the Cure for Vampirism quest was just bottled pain. It was interesting to see the declince, but I swear, the game is trolling you.
"Hi, I know how to cure that! Go find five of the rarest gems in the world. Oh, and they have to be empty! :D "
"Okay, cool! Now go get me garlic, bloodgrass, and nightshade!"
Oh, that isn't so ha--
"Also you need to stab someone with this knife and kill an inhumanly powerful vampire! :D "
...sob. Because of my level the ~POWERFUL VAMPIRE~ was pissweak, but still. It's almost as bad as the main quest.
"Okay, we need a Daedric Artifact. We're only going to tell you where one is."
'Go kill five of the most powerful vampires all at once, especially the orc that kills you in four hits no matter what'
A long time later...finally find another Daedra Shrine after being killed in the wilderness like five times by BEARS AND FUCKING MOUNTAIN LIONS.
"Okay awesome. Now go into the most dangerous dungeon in the game filled with wraiths and skeletons and kill the spirits of the best swordsmen in the game! :D "
Like I said. The game hates you and everything you stand for. Fallout 3 had a depressing atmosphere, but fuck, at least you felt like it wasn't actively conspiring against you. But all in all, it's still so so fun. Playing an axe-wielding healer/thief/blacksmith as I am just gives you the best options. Sure, you could pay for it, or you could just sneak in later and take it! :D
ANYWAY. INVESTIGATIONS. Shortlist:
- Music is really good!
- New sprites are quite pretty. Except for some...uninspired character designs. Jacques I want to punch you in your stupid ugly face
- Case 1 was awesome, though. Gumshoe and Maggey and condemning someone to confessing their own murder in two or so hours fuck yes Edgeworth
- WINSTON PAYNE CAMEO AAAAAH. And sdkfndsag Edgeworth doesn't even remember who he is. What are you even doing at the office at 3am, Winston? You have a hot wife to get home to.
- Case 2 is making me ship Edgeworth/Rhoda to the tune of Franziska/Adrian. I've been spoiled about the real culprit, but haha, way to be catty, Cammy.
- SAL MANELLA CAMEO AAAAAH.
- I actually gave an excited gasp when Franziska made her entrance. Ngl, you're even cooler than I remember, baby. /ships you with Edgeworth even harder; talks to at every opportunity
- I was kind of under the impression that Kay Faraday was your Maya for the whole time. Kinda glad this isn't the case; the whole switching assistants thing is much more Edgeworth. I'd love to have Franziska as your partner, but god knows she'd hiss and spit about that. :B
- Ahaha an ad for Sexpo came on while I was writing that. THEY KNOW OF MY LUST FOR FRANZISKA
- Oh, and an interesting detail! Apparently the precinct assigns a detective to each prosecutor? This goes a long way to explain why we kept seeing Gumshoe/Ema at every crime scene, if that's the case. Poor Ema.
- Also for my own notes: Edgeworth's office is Room 1202.
And that's it, so far! More after I...actually finish Case 2, durrrr.
Tsundere (Harsh Outside-Gentle Inside)
[★] You come off as sort of aloof to other people.
[★] In public, you intentionally refrain from showing much weakness.
[★] You have a secret obsession with something cute. (not exactly secret. hi yuffie)
[ ] You pretend that you hate your crush even though you really love him/her.
[ ] You blush when people point out your sensitivities.
[ ] You blush when people tell sexual jokes.
Total: 3
Yandere (Gentle Outside-Harsh Inside)
[★] You’re very sweet and kind in public.
[ ] When romance becomes a topic of discussion, people say your personality changes drastically.
[ ] You know some sort of martial art, swordplay, or otherwise kendo
[ ] You have a crush who you’d literally kill for.
[★] You have a pet-peeve that makes you snap. (let me count the wayyyys)
[ ] Schizophrenic?
Total: 2
Meganekko (Girl/Guy-with-Glasses Character)
[★] You have glasses.
[★] You are can sometimes be clumsy, ditzy, or absent-minded.
[★] You are always very polite in your speech.
[★] You are fairly intelligent in some field.
[ ] You take discipline seriously.
[★] You have some sort of fetish for something. (...teehee.)
Total: 4
Tsukkomi (Angry Guy)
[★] You have a friends who often make dumb or embarrassing remarks.
[ ] You smack/beat up this friend in some way.
[ ] You do your best to maintain a calm facade, only to be thwarted by this friend.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yin”
[★] You swear a lot.
[ ] You try to bring out the more serious side of your ridiculous friend.
Total: 2
Boke (Dumb Guy)
[★] You often make silly or embarrassing comments.
[★] You like annoying the heck out of your best friend.
[ ] You often get beaten up by your friend in some way, but you take it in good stride.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yang”.
[★] You are normally very laidback and carefree.
[★] You try to bring out the happier side of your angry friend.
Total: 4
Nadeshiko (Perfect Wife)
[ ] You are always, almost overly, polite.
[ ] You love traditional Japanese culture.
[ ] You often wear either a kimono, yukata (summer cotton kimono), or apron.
[ ] You’re an excellent cook.
[ ] You are hardly ever angry.
[ ] You have really long hair.
Total: 0 (i am sorry guys i cannot be your waifu)
Sexy Character
[☆] Your bust/package is...formidable. (shut up)
[★] You like making sexual innuendos.
[ ] You encourage trips to the beach, pool, or onsen
[★] There are some sexual things that you are ignorant to or need explained to you.
[ ] You’re an expert cosplayer.
[★] You like the taste of alcohol.
Total: 3.5
Loli/Shota Character
[ ] You like sweets or chocolate.
[ ] You adore cute things and/or the word “kawaii”.
[ ] You use Japanese suffixes like “-chan,” “-tan,” “-sempai,” etc.. (ahaha dirty secret: when i feel really tired and stupid, i call my bed 'bed-chan' for the lulz)
[ ] You add unnecessary suffixes to the ends of your sentences, like “nyo,” “nyu,” “un,” etc...
[★] You are considered gullible or naive.
[ ] You have a tall/powerful friend who protects you.
Total: 1