Right on the tip of my tongue

[neutraltwin]

You know you're absent-minded when you almost wash your body with shampoo, rather than the soapy stuff.

You know you're an idiot when it happens three times in one week and you only catch yourself before you're done once.

On the upside, now I smell like strawberries.

Comments

[neutraltwin]

That...actually makes me feel better. And I'm sure the strawberry smell is much better on you.

[saint_bliss]

Wash? Soap? What are these things you speak of?

[neutraltwin]

Ah, see, it's funny. It's that thing you do in the shower when you're not masturbating.

[pyrasaur]

... Sorry, what? Washing bodies and smelling delicious?

[neutraltwin]

See also: Wet and Naked.

[pyrasaur]

I think I've read this fanfic!

[coranglaisman]

I haven't done that, but I've done similar things, such as attempting to shave with toothpaste on a razor. It usually happens when I'm dead tired, lol.

[neutraltwin]

Good job, yo. I'm almost glad I don't have to shave that much. XD

[drcinnamon]

Is the straberry-smelling variety of Jonesy better than the normal Jonesy?

[neutraltwin]

Well, he's a bit more fabulous. A bit more flamboyant. A bit...fruitier?