Comments | neutraltwin: Her thighs were leopards. Her thighs were moonlight.

neutraltwin

Her thighs were leopards. Her thighs were moonlight.

Jun 11, 2009 15:40

I entirely blame amongst_thine, weizhijun, atoli, kubinashi, and rending_saber for this.

So, now: a dramatic reading of this most purple piece of prose.

Download here and witness the horror glory of it all.

etc: voice post

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rending_saber June 11 2009, 05:52:57 UTC

kjdjafikdjfksdjf.

neutraltwin June 11 2009, 05:53:52 UTC

...that was fast.

rending_saber June 11 2009, 05:54:55 UTC

... Yeah well, I was on my friends-page.

neutraltwin June 11 2009, 05:57:57 UTC

I see.

The post is to your tastes, I assume. XD

atoli June 11 2009, 05:54:14 UTC

rotflmaokasikhjsdjo

neutraltwin June 11 2009, 05:58:36 UTC

You know you love it.

HER TEETH WERE PICKET FENCES IN THE ROSEBUSHES OF HER LIPS

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neutraltwin June 11 2009, 09:37:22 UTC

No, you don't.

You really don't.

It would be painful for all concerned.

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HER NECK WAS A CHICKEN. HER NECK WAS YURI LOWENTHAL. neutraltwin June 11 2009, 09:41:41 UTC

...possibly. :3

arthoniel June 17 2009, 18:48:22 UTC

What... what... what?

That is such an awful description of someone... I pity the person who tries to describe a woman like that in real life. XD

neutraltwin June 19 2009, 05:47:07 UTC

/finally replies

Isn't it just. You can really hear me trying not to crack up, but good GOD, why would you ever draw these comparisons.