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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Pete!

1. About 100 people choke to death on Pete each year!
2. Pete is the sacred animal of Thailand!
3. Never store Pete at room temperature.
4. A lump of Pete the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
5. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Pete.
6. Some birds use Pete to orientate themselves during migration.
7. Europe is the only continent that lacks Pete.
8. If you kiss Pete for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
9. Pete is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
10. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Pete.