+ Dva-Dasa +
Its that time again!
BROKEN RECORD DAY!!!
In reflection, I know a couple fathers that might deserve a word, or two.
Gaara, your father is where he belongs. May he have many happy tidings rotting in the belly of a snake. There's much to celebrate for this. I could go over the details but there's really no point in doing so, is there, Gaara?
The Yondaime? He was a special one. Yoko would know more about him than I.
What I do know is that the poor fool died to curse the existence of an idiot.
I suppose thats very fitting a trade, isn't it?
And if it weren't for the fact that your leaders used Bijuu for military power, than you, Naruto, wouldn't be cursed. And your father wouldn't be dead. I'm sure there's someone else here who knows all about the truth behind Konoha. Its almost worse than Suna. That's saying something.
And of course I suppose addressing my own might be in order.
Orochi! Yamata no Orochi, darling Hachimata. How your foul stench makes me want to projectile vomit all over everything. Now that the Uchiha has a severe lack there of in reptile blood, I can breathe again. The only thing I thank you for is releasing me form that fucking pot.
Endearing.
..fufufu.