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Let's get one thing straight.
I hate Christmas. If I could get rid of one holiday, it'd be fucking Christmas. I hate Christmas trees. I hate Christmas carolers. I hate people making goddamn fucking Grinch or Scrooge jokes at me when I talk about Christmas.
Like, really, you're not allowed to dislike Christmas without needing to learn a valuable lesson? Why can't I just hate Christmas without being some lonely bastard with a shitty childhood who never got hugged enough? I had a great childhood and I don't need any hugs.
Not surprisingly, this place is on the side that you'll celebrate Christmas whether you want to or not. If anyone needs gift ideas, I'd like a few human sacrifices, a good fuck, and a ticket back home.
Or at least, freedom from Christmas. Thanks.
I hate Christmas. If I could get rid of one holiday, it'd be fucking Christmas. I hate Christmas trees. I hate Christmas carolers. I hate people making goddamn fucking Grinch or Scrooge jokes at me when I talk about Christmas.
Like, really, you're not allowed to dislike Christmas without needing to learn a valuable lesson? Why can't I just hate Christmas without being some lonely bastard with a shitty childhood who never got hugged enough? I had a great childhood and I don't need any hugs.
Not surprisingly, this place is on the side that you'll celebrate Christmas whether you want to or not. If anyone needs gift ideas, I'd like a few human sacrifices, a good fuck, and a ticket back home.
Or at least, freedom from Christmas. Thanks.