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Entry 001 // Video

May 03, 2011 00:21

...Dad? Bro?

[He's silent for a moment, as if expecting an answer.]

Where the fuck are you guys? Where the fuck is this? [He hasn't bothered to do any poking around of his own. He prefers to just be given the information he asks for.]

I, uh, sustained some injuries, so - [A few seconds of silence, and then a sigh of relief.]Or I guess I didn't ( Read more... )

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[Audio] expectremorse May 3 2011, 16:44:05 UTC

Pretty big threat.

[Hoffman sounds slightly amused]

[Audio] neuroticalson May 3 2011, 17:38:53 UTC

You know it. So where's the door?

[Audio] expectremorse May 3 2011, 17:41:28 UTC

The door to your room?.. [because that should be plainly obvious] Or the door to the boat itself?

[Audio] neuroticalson May 3 2011, 17:43:41 UTC

The door out of here, man. Hold up, are you saying we're on a fucking boat?

[He mumbles something along the lines of 'what the hell did I do last night'.]

Well, who's the guy that can dock this shit back up so I can go home? I'm not interested in a cruise.

[Audio] expectremorse May 3 2011, 17:48:16 UTC

[Let's try this from another angle]

What's the last thing you remember.

[Hoffman's voice is very serious, no nonsense. It's his "cop" voice.] No need for details, but the very last thing.

[Audio] neuroticalson May 3 2011, 17:51:52 UTC

Well. I got shot and it...hit one of my vitals.

But I'd know if that injury was still there, trust me. And it isn't.

[Audio] expectremorse May 3 2011, 17:55:55 UTC

Congratulations. You're dead.

[His voice is completely flat]

I'm sorry.

[Audio] neuroticalson May 3 2011, 18:10:39 UTC

...But I'm still walking around and stuff.

[But he does pretty vividly remember getting shot.]

Okay, crazy man, let's pretend I believe you. Where is this?

[Audio] expectremorse May 3 2011, 18:13:16 UTC

[Hoffman's only response is a very evil smirk. When he speaks however, he sounds very businesslike.]

This place's the barge. Call it hell or heaven or whatever you want but if you died and ended up here chances are you're here for...rehabilitation.

Or at least what they call rehabilitation.

[Audio] neuroticalson May 3 2011, 18:26:47 UTC

Rehab?

Oh, well, they've got it all wrong, then. I've done some coke in my time but I'm not an addict, I don't need no rehab.

[Audio] expectremorse May 3 2011, 18:39:32 UTC

[He laughs] I'm not talking about drug rehab. [mocking] You have been judged worthy of redemption by a greater power.

Are you a criminal?

[Audio] neuroticalson May 3 2011, 19:12:28 UTC

I've never been arrested.

[Audio] expectremorse May 3 2011, 19:14:27 UTC

So nice to know I'm sharing the boat with a model citizen.

[Audio] neuroticalson May 3 2011, 19:22:39 UTC

Yeah, fucking upstanding citizen, that's me. What about you, buddy? You been arrested?

[Audio] expectremorse May 3 2011, 19:24:13 UTC

I was a cop.

[Audio] neuroticalson May 3 2011, 19:31:02 UTC

Well, gee, I'm really frightened now.

[In a deadpan voice.]

What do you need rehab for, then?

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