Survey I took from Jess, because I was bored
1.Your ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
Depending on which one, extinguish him. (I'm just picturing that guy from Billy Madison in flames while he gets laughed at.)
2.Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
Better her than me! I can wait on the kids thing.
3.When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
The person at the pharmacy today at work who had me waiting 15 minutes for my patient's Cepacol lozenge. Makes me want to draw a big middle finger on an order sheet and fax it to them.
4.Congratulations! You just had a son. What's his name?
Jack.
5.Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What's her name?
Maggie. (Bonus if you know why I like those two names.)
6.What are you craving right now?
Barbeque chips. Ooo.
7.What was the last thing you cried about?
Work, on Thursday when it was my day off. My job is way too stressful.
8.When you buy something and your change is a penny. Do you keep it?
Usually, unless there's one of those penny jars at the register.
9.What color is your tissue box?
It's not a color. It's a scene from Ratatouille. ;-)
10.Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
No.. so no.
11.What is the last voice mail you received about?
Scott complaining about his training class on his lunch break today.
12.Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year?
The sight of formerly morbidly obese people naked after a total body lift, with 10 drains hanging out of them.
13.what do you order when you go to Taco Bell?
Fajitas!
14.Have you ever had a garage sale?
No.
15.Has anyone ever spat in your drink and you drank it unknowingly?
Not that I know of...
16.Are you happy right now?
At this moment, yeah. :-)
17.Who came over last?
Jen and Scott on Sunday.
18.What is your reaction when you find out you just got pranked?
I get embarassed, which manifests itself as anger.
19.Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
No, I'm an only child and I love it.
20.Dark or light jeans?
Dark. They're slimming.
21.What was the last movie you watched at home?
Chuck & Larry, and ohh was it bad.
22.What is in your pocket?
An emtpy narcotics vial, oops.
23.Who hooked you up with your girlfriend/ boyfriend?
MY DAD!
24.Where do you hurt?
My shins from attempting to jog my entire hill.
25.What is your favorite aisle at Wal-Mart?
The stationery isle.
26.When is your birthday?
November... the scary 2-5.
27.What are you going to do after this?
Go to sleep. I have to get up early again tomorrow.
28. who was the last person you went shopping with?
Scott. Clothes shopping. It wasn't pretty.
29.What about your favorite dessert?
Mint chocolate chip ice cream.
30.Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?
No.
31.What kind of car do your siblings drive?
I have no siblings. God's been kind to me.
32.Do you like pickles?
Who doesn't?
33.Is someone in love with you?
I'd say so. ;-)
34.What color is your couch?
Dark brown.
35.Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
For my mom. We look the same from behind sometimes.
36.Does someone like you right now?
Gee, I'd hope so...
37.Do you know anyone in jail / prison?
Haha, my estranged uncle's former crack whore girlfriend. (She was, literally.)
38.Do you like the color green?
I guess. I look good with green eye shadow, and they've nicknamed me Kermit at work because of my green scrubs.
39.How many hours did you sleep for last night?
5, or less.
40.Do you swear at your parents?
I did once. I regretted it.
41.Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Yeah. And I know who. :-)
Depending on which one, extinguish him. (I'm just picturing that guy from Billy Madison in flames while he gets laughed at.)
2.Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
Better her than me! I can wait on the kids thing.
3.When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
The person at the pharmacy today at work who had me waiting 15 minutes for my patient's Cepacol lozenge. Makes me want to draw a big middle finger on an order sheet and fax it to them.
4.Congratulations! You just had a son. What's his name?
Jack.
5.Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What's her name?
Maggie. (Bonus if you know why I like those two names.)
6.What are you craving right now?
Barbeque chips. Ooo.
7.What was the last thing you cried about?
Work, on Thursday when it was my day off. My job is way too stressful.
8.When you buy something and your change is a penny. Do you keep it?
Usually, unless there's one of those penny jars at the register.
9.What color is your tissue box?
It's not a color. It's a scene from Ratatouille. ;-)
10.Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
No.. so no.
11.What is the last voice mail you received about?
Scott complaining about his training class on his lunch break today.
12.Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year?
The sight of formerly morbidly obese people naked after a total body lift, with 10 drains hanging out of them.
13.what do you order when you go to Taco Bell?
Fajitas!
14.Have you ever had a garage sale?
No.
15.Has anyone ever spat in your drink and you drank it unknowingly?
Not that I know of...
16.Are you happy right now?
At this moment, yeah. :-)
17.Who came over last?
Jen and Scott on Sunday.
18.What is your reaction when you find out you just got pranked?
I get embarassed, which manifests itself as anger.
19.Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
No, I'm an only child and I love it.
20.Dark or light jeans?
Dark. They're slimming.
21.What was the last movie you watched at home?
Chuck & Larry, and ohh was it bad.
22.What is in your pocket?
An emtpy narcotics vial, oops.
23.Who hooked you up with your girlfriend/ boyfriend?
MY DAD!
24.Where do you hurt?
My shins from attempting to jog my entire hill.
25.What is your favorite aisle at Wal-Mart?
The stationery isle.
26.When is your birthday?
November... the scary 2-5.
27.What are you going to do after this?
Go to sleep. I have to get up early again tomorrow.
28. who was the last person you went shopping with?
Scott. Clothes shopping. It wasn't pretty.
29.What about your favorite dessert?
Mint chocolate chip ice cream.
30.Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?
No.
31.What kind of car do your siblings drive?
I have no siblings. God's been kind to me.
32.Do you like pickles?
Who doesn't?
33.Is someone in love with you?
I'd say so. ;-)
34.What color is your couch?
Dark brown.
35.Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
For my mom. We look the same from behind sometimes.
36.Does someone like you right now?
Gee, I'd hope so...
37.Do you know anyone in jail / prison?
Haha, my estranged uncle's former crack whore girlfriend. (She was, literally.)
38.Do you like the color green?
I guess. I look good with green eye shadow, and they've nicknamed me Kermit at work because of my green scrubs.
39.How many hours did you sleep for last night?
5, or less.
40.Do you swear at your parents?
I did once. I regretted it.
41.Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Yeah. And I know who. :-)