I am NOT coming out of my room
As soon as I came home late Saturday morning with the kids I had to pay attention to Evangeline because she hadn't seen me in a few days and almost forgot who I am. Great.
Saturday was the post-happy-fun-Iloveyoudaddy-whee!-time that turns into a grumpy-bickering-bitching-crying-hissyfit-YournofunDaddy brat fest. By Sunday morning, I couldn't take it any longer and made the kids stay home and veg most of the day. Come five o'clock yesterday, BOTH OF MY SCHOOL AGE KIDS come to me with SPRING BREAK HOMEWORK
Those little bastards!
It wasn't much on Carol Ann's end, of course. Just a little story book and questionaiarre dohicky. But Ben! Benny, my main man Ben ~ GEH! That kid is holding a bitchin grade point average and work ethic; I don't know if it was the craze of Disneyland or what but he had a touch of alzhimer and just forgot all about his photosynthesis report. He was supposed to take a plant, stick it in a colset and take a polaroid of it each day to see its progression or some shit like that. Sounds like slow torture to me BUT WHATEVER. Ben is screwed and going to ask for an extension until Thursday [he did do Saturday - Monday apparently]
But then again, what the kind of fucktard fifth grade teacher gives her TEN YEAR OLD STUDENTS fuckin homework over SPRING BREAK???
I asked this to Ben and he ADMITTED that he had volunteered for this project because it is the hardest one and worth a grep of points.
So...this is extra credit? I ask him
BINGO!
Well, FUCK THAT. What kind of kid takes extra credit in a science class that he's already acing?? He just kind of glared/growled at me and didn't answer. I asked if there were anymore little homework surprises and he just said no, none that he hadn't taken care of the first day off.
Wow. Where the HELL did he get such strong work ethics? Both of his biological parents are/were complete fucktard dipshits that did anything in their power to ditch school. Well...his mom was actually a smart lady. She just didn't give a shit about using her smarts; she used her titties and ass instead. But that is where I get my head for science; both she, my dad and my grandpa were pretty damn smart in those areas. My mom just let hers go down the drain before she even hit 12. Ben turned 10 this week [friday]
His dad was a fucking idiot, though. *I* did all of his science homework and he was in a grade higher than me. So fuck him.
And if you're puttin shit together in your head you know now that my brother Ben is my mother's son...and my X-best friends son. Yup. She waited til he was 18 to wrangle him up in her sheets ~ had a baby and that is my brother. That also how she lost her one and only husband. He was sterile; knew he was shootin' nothin' but blanks. Anyway enough of that unpleasantness...
I am now holed up in my room. I made Adam take the kids to school and do all of their shit...I won't come out for another day or so. Except to kiss them goodnight or play with the baby.
Them other 2 leeches can just fuck right off for now.
Daddy Elliot needs to recharge >.
Saturday was the post-happy-fun-Iloveyoudaddy-whee!-time that turns into a grumpy-bickering-bitching-crying-hissyfit-YournofunDaddy brat fest. By Sunday morning, I couldn't take it any longer and made the kids stay home and veg most of the day. Come five o'clock yesterday, BOTH OF MY SCHOOL AGE KIDS come to me with SPRING BREAK HOMEWORK
Those little bastards!
It wasn't much on Carol Ann's end, of course. Just a little story book and questionaiarre dohicky. But Ben! Benny, my main man Ben ~ GEH! That kid is holding a bitchin grade point average and work ethic; I don't know if it was the craze of Disneyland or what but he had a touch of alzhimer and just forgot all about his photosynthesis report. He was supposed to take a plant, stick it in a colset and take a polaroid of it each day to see its progression or some shit like that. Sounds like slow torture to me BUT WHATEVER. Ben is screwed and going to ask for an extension until Thursday [he did do Saturday - Monday apparently]
But then again, what the kind of fucktard fifth grade teacher gives her TEN YEAR OLD STUDENTS fuckin homework over SPRING BREAK???
I asked this to Ben and he ADMITTED that he had volunteered for this project because it is the hardest one and worth a grep of points.
So...this is extra credit? I ask him
BINGO!
Well, FUCK THAT. What kind of kid takes extra credit in a science class that he's already acing?? He just kind of glared/growled at me and didn't answer. I asked if there were anymore little homework surprises and he just said no, none that he hadn't taken care of the first day off.
Wow. Where the HELL did he get such strong work ethics? Both of his biological parents are/were complete fucktard dipshits that did anything in their power to ditch school. Well...his mom was actually a smart lady. She just didn't give a shit about using her smarts; she used her titties and ass instead. But that is where I get my head for science; both she, my dad and my grandpa were pretty damn smart in those areas. My mom just let hers go down the drain before she even hit 12. Ben turned 10 this week [friday]
His dad was a fucking idiot, though. *I* did all of his science homework and he was in a grade higher than me. So fuck him.
And if you're puttin shit together in your head you know now that my brother Ben is my mother's son...and my X-best friends son. Yup. She waited til he was 18 to wrangle him up in her sheets ~ had a baby and that is my brother. That also how she lost her one and only husband. He was sterile; knew he was shootin' nothin' but blanks. Anyway enough of that unpleasantness...
I am now holed up in my room. I made Adam take the kids to school and do all of their shit...I won't come out for another day or so. Except to kiss them goodnight or play with the baby.
Them other 2 leeches can just fuck right off for now.
Daddy Elliot needs to recharge >.