Tricksies are treaties!

Oct 30, 2009 22:09


I don't feel like reporting on life...'Cause who wants to read that crap? But I will share this random 'mind-scene' I had between the two Aerialbots--Skydive and Air Raid.  C:


Air Raid: Primus, I LOVE humans...

Skydive: ?

Air Raid: Ooh, Divers! Divers!

Skydive: ...Yes, Raid?

Air Raid: Lemme tell you a joke!

Skydive: ...*Sigh* Do I have a choice?

Air Raid: Nah. Knock-knock. C=

Skydive: .......

Air Raid: ...Knock-knock.

Skydive: ..........?

Air Raid: ....KNOCK. KNOCK, DIVE.

Skydive: Yes, cavemech, we've established your ability to speak human. What about this joke?

Air Raid: *Smacks headplate* OK...Divers, look...You're supposed to say "WHO'S THERE?" after I say "knock-knock"!

Skydive: ...*Sarcastic* OH, of COURSE! How foolish of me...

Air Raid: Yeah, I know. *Ignores glare* Now, knock-knock, Dive. *pointed look*

Skydive: *Siiigh* Who's there, Raid--?

Air Raid: Not my name! Just 'who's there?'.

Skydive: Who's the--

Air Raid: NO, NO...Now I've gotta tell it over, 'Divers.

Skydive: Oh, wha--

Air Raid: Knock-knock.

Skydive: *Visibly annoyed* Who's. There?

Air Raid: Interrupting cow.

Skydive: .............

Air Raid: *looks expectant* .............

Skydive: ...That was a horrible joke, Raid. I mean, really, Perceptor--

Air Raid: Ugh! Divers, you SUCK at this!

Skydive: ...............

Air Raid: I say 'knock-knock', you respond, 'Who's there?'. Then, I say 'Interrupting cow', or whatever, and you reply, "Interrupting cow WHO?'. C'mon, Divers, get with it!

Skydive: *Deep breath* Interrupting cow who--

Air Raid: NO---NO! I gotta tell it--

Skydive: --ALLLL OVER...YES, of course.

Air Raid: *Grinning* Knock-knock.

Skydive: Who's there?

Air Raid: Interrupting cow.

Skydive: Interrupting cow, who--

Air Raid: MEEP!

Skydive: .................................................

Air Raid: *Smiling proudly*

Skydive: .........................That's it?

Air Raid: *Frowns* Yeah...I'm sure I said...OH!

Skydive: *Apprehensive* What?

Air Raid: I did it wrong. It's not 'MEEP'.

Skydive: .............You don't say,.....

Air Raid: Lemme tell it again, Divers! Knock knock!

Skydive: If you honestly think I'm going to sit here and wait for you to--

Air Raid: --MOO!!!!! *cracks up*

Skydive: ....He's my gestalt-mate, he's my gestalt-mate, he's my....

fandom: transformers, aerialbots

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