The Top 10 Things That Happened Today

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10. Electrons revolved around the nuclei of atoms.

9. Cells divided.

8. Palms and fingers turned steering wheels.

7. Leaves and raindrops fell.

6. The landlord got his money.

5. Legs and feet danced.

4. Mouths chewed and swallowed food.

3. Sound waves crossed distances over time.

2. Fish swam.

AND THE #1 THING THAT HAPPENED TODAY . . .

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1. I farted.