The Baconator™
Today someone brought this to my attention:
With 132% of the recommended daily fat intake (190% saturated fat, 131% sodium), I've seen people deride this pile of meaty deliciousness as offensive, obscene and shining example of why one-third of American children are overweight or obese.
I call bullshit. No one who even remotely considers buying this thing for any reason other than a joke gives a wet fart about their potential health or weight problems. No one is being tricked by marketing into thinking they're getting something that's good for them. Every man or woman that buys this knows exactly what they're getting into. I mean, it's called "the Baconator". It's named after a killing machine from the future. Consider what was once said about its namesake:
"It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead."
As advertised.
With 132% of the recommended daily fat intake (190% saturated fat, 131% sodium), I've seen people deride this pile of meaty deliciousness as offensive, obscene and shining example of why one-third of American children are overweight or obese.
I call bullshit. No one who even remotely considers buying this thing for any reason other than a joke gives a wet fart about their potential health or weight problems. No one is being tricked by marketing into thinking they're getting something that's good for them. Every man or woman that buys this knows exactly what they're getting into. I mean, it's called "the Baconator". It's named after a killing machine from the future. Consider what was once said about its namesake:
"It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead."
As advertised.