Title: Nature Boys
Fandom: Numb3rs
Characters: Don, Coop
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language
Word Count: 150
Challenge: #120 Naked for
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Disclaimer: Not mine, just borrowing, only fun, no infringement intended.
Coop grabbed the miniature carton from the right of the produce and fancy dressings and tossed it into the cart. Don stopped and reached into the cart to pull it out and make his examinations.
He read the label. “Naked??”
Coop looked up from the selection of mushrooms in plastic wrap. “Yeah, dude, it’s Pomegranate Blueberry.”
Don looked at the shelf of organic drinks and read the price tag. “It’s practically three dollars!” He looked back at Coop and held the small juice near his face. “You think the Bureau’s going to pay for this faggot shit?”
“Says the guy who’s picking up Kashi Go-Lean. You want some soy milk to go with that, darlin’?”
“You know I hate you, right?”
“Put my juice back in the cart, and let’s go get some chicken.”
“Yeah, they’re having a special on chicken breasts. $3.99.”
“Fuck that; we’re getting the free-range stuff.”