PSA
NightFlax: Go to bathroom when nature calls.
Do not answer phone when nature calls.
Anything that has the word ball in it will hit you in the head.
You cannot kill the snow.
The snow CAN kill you.
Grass can also kill you.
Beware of things that are flying at your head.
Scratch last note. Beware of everything in genral.
Just because it works in the movies does not mean it work in real life.
Screaming shut up at the dog will not help.
Screaming shut up at the wall will not help.
Punching brother in gut will help.
Do above mentioned immediately.
Do not mention your plan to blow up the school infront of Principal.
Playing with fire is fun.
.Have jug of water when playing with fire.
When they say highly inflatable, they mean it.
Do not put head into large bucket of cleaning solution thinking it's for 'bobbing for apples'.
When you push people down the stairs make sure no one sees you do it.
Refrain from shouting at desk during middle of class.
Schedual re-match with the air.
Kill the air.
Annihalate the walls.
Take over world by making furby do what you want.
After taking over world flush all furbies down toilet.
Do not forget any furbies.
In corrolation with above note, the furbies you forget will kill you.
NightFlax: Powdered milk is the antichrist, remember that.
Destroy anything that even resembles a cow.
Melted cheese is NOT good for watering plants.
I wonder who went up to a cow and said "I'll squeeze these and drink whatever comes out."
Mayonnaise has feelings too.
Humor stupid people, it makes them feel intellegent.
Plot to take over the earth using farm fowl.
Strike that; rubber suited, fire breathing far fowl are more efficient.
Never stand up in class and shout, "Dance, dance you little monkeys!"..People might stare.
You are not a flying slice of balogna.
When in the presence of someone more wise than yourself, point in a random direction and say, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.
Number twelve is too good to have its own note, so move on to thirteen.
No matter how much candy you have, you will always want more.
Do not tell children Santa Claus is fat because he eats little kids.
NightFlax: In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
(damn, guess its time we used one of those..)
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
stock up on ballpoint pens
give ballpoint pen to every little kid you see (make sure to tell them that pens are very tasty..)
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
Be sure to go to the pet store, and ask for the biggest spiders they have.
ignore clerk when they ask why..
It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow, so stop trying..
Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
Go back in time, find that dentist, and bring him back to the present time to help you with your evil plot of world destruction.
NightFlax: ~ clean room
~ wonder what colour the carpet is?
~ take over world
~ for security reasons, burn last note
~O.O put stuff back on the floor....carpet is pink...
~PINK CARPET!!
~ must hide from the voices
~ still hear them, find a better place
~ listen to voices
~scratch last note
~disregard last post
~ pay no attention to last note
~ what am i doing?
~ remember to look confused when they ask your name... they may leave you alone then
~ talk to yourself, after all you have all the answers
~ you don't have all the answers.
~ don't talk to yourself, that brings the men with the lab coats
~ arguing with the wall brings them too
~ remember if you are going to argue with the wall you must win.
~ when they place you in the round room, don't look for the corner
~ insist on writing only in invisible ink from now on
~
~
~all right, back to regular ink... can't read invisible ink
NightFlax: Don't use the toilet for the heck of it.
The toilets are planning something.
I think it's because you were using the toilet for no reason.
Don't drop your cell phone in the bathwater.
It kind of kills it.
Yup, the toilets are definitly out to get you.
Kill all toilets.
For legal purposes, destroy last note.
For survival rights, ignore last note.
I do have voices in my head, the Oompa Loompas ARE out to get me, no matter what the men in the white coats say!
Kill that piece of paper that manifests itself on your computer, it's in league with the Oompa Loompas.
The Oompa Loompas and the piece of paper are in league with the toilets.
Kill all pieces of computer paper...
Leaving one out will lead to nasty paper cuts from their friends.
After you've killed the paper, move to furbies.
Burn all furbies alive.
Why? Because you can.
Okay, the voice in my head just confirmed that the Oompa Loompas are not out to get me...so what are they doing with their cell phones?
Run. Run very fast. Run from the Oompa Loompas!
Buy more post-its.
Back to Top
NightFlax: Your name is Daniel. Disregard that old man who calls you Jonathan, he is senile.
Clearasil is for cleaning your face, Lysol is for cleaning the floor. Using these on the opposite surfaces will result in a lemony fresh face and pimple free floor, neither of which is the desired result.
The silvery incorperal person is not real despite what she says.
While 42 may be the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything, it is an insufficient answer to most mathmatical problems.
Dunk your head in boiling water.
Disregard above note, was written by your brother.
Have doctor treat results of note number 5.
Tape your show.
Disregard above note, your show was canceled. Hunt down the monsters who would so that to your show.
Disregard above note. New information has revealed that your show had been cancelled years ago and you had been seeing re-runs. The people who originally cancelled 'Bewitched' have already died.
Find new favorite show.
Tape new favorite show.
Go to D&D meeting.
Kill the DM after what he put the group through. The bastard must PAY!!!
Disregard above note as you are the DM. Attempt not PAYing. Be kinder to players.
Be carefull, the D&D group is after you.
Disregard above note. the D&D group made peace with you seeing that you are the only one who bothered to learn all the rules.
If you haven't been able to read these, put on your glasses.
Change number 18 to number 1.
There is no number 20.
Wash, rinse, don't repeat.
Listen to George Carlin and Robin Williams, they know all.
World Domination is over rated. Start with something small like Liechtenstein.
This is the last note.
Have A Nice Day!
Do not answer phone when nature calls.
Anything that has the word ball in it will hit you in the head.
You cannot kill the snow.
The snow CAN kill you.
Grass can also kill you.
Beware of things that are flying at your head.
Scratch last note. Beware of everything in genral.
Just because it works in the movies does not mean it work in real life.
Screaming shut up at the dog will not help.
Screaming shut up at the wall will not help.
Punching brother in gut will help.
Do above mentioned immediately.
Do not mention your plan to blow up the school infront of Principal.
Playing with fire is fun.
.Have jug of water when playing with fire.
When they say highly inflatable, they mean it.
Do not put head into large bucket of cleaning solution thinking it's for 'bobbing for apples'.
When you push people down the stairs make sure no one sees you do it.
Refrain from shouting at desk during middle of class.
Schedual re-match with the air.
Kill the air.
Annihalate the walls.
Take over world by making furby do what you want.
After taking over world flush all furbies down toilet.
Do not forget any furbies.
In corrolation with above note, the furbies you forget will kill you.
NightFlax: Powdered milk is the antichrist, remember that.
Destroy anything that even resembles a cow.
Melted cheese is NOT good for watering plants.
I wonder who went up to a cow and said "I'll squeeze these and drink whatever comes out."
Mayonnaise has feelings too.
Humor stupid people, it makes them feel intellegent.
Plot to take over the earth using farm fowl.
Strike that; rubber suited, fire breathing far fowl are more efficient.
Never stand up in class and shout, "Dance, dance you little monkeys!"..People might stare.
You are not a flying slice of balogna.
When in the presence of someone more wise than yourself, point in a random direction and say, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.
Number twelve is too good to have its own note, so move on to thirteen.
No matter how much candy you have, you will always want more.
Do not tell children Santa Claus is fat because he eats little kids.
NightFlax: In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
(damn, guess its time we used one of those..)
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
stock up on ballpoint pens
give ballpoint pen to every little kid you see (make sure to tell them that pens are very tasty..)
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
Be sure to go to the pet store, and ask for the biggest spiders they have.
ignore clerk when they ask why..
It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow, so stop trying..
Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
Go back in time, find that dentist, and bring him back to the present time to help you with your evil plot of world destruction.
NightFlax: ~ clean room
~ wonder what colour the carpet is?
~ take over world
~ for security reasons, burn last note
~O.O put stuff back on the floor....carpet is pink...
~PINK CARPET!!
~ must hide from the voices
~ still hear them, find a better place
~ listen to voices
~scratch last note
~disregard last post
~ pay no attention to last note
~ what am i doing?
~ remember to look confused when they ask your name... they may leave you alone then
~ talk to yourself, after all you have all the answers
~ you don't have all the answers.
~ don't talk to yourself, that brings the men with the lab coats
~ arguing with the wall brings them too
~ remember if you are going to argue with the wall you must win.
~ when they place you in the round room, don't look for the corner
~ insist on writing only in invisible ink from now on
~
~
~all right, back to regular ink... can't read invisible ink
NightFlax: Don't use the toilet for the heck of it.
The toilets are planning something.
I think it's because you were using the toilet for no reason.
Don't drop your cell phone in the bathwater.
It kind of kills it.
Yup, the toilets are definitly out to get you.
Kill all toilets.
For legal purposes, destroy last note.
For survival rights, ignore last note.
I do have voices in my head, the Oompa Loompas ARE out to get me, no matter what the men in the white coats say!
Kill that piece of paper that manifests itself on your computer, it's in league with the Oompa Loompas.
The Oompa Loompas and the piece of paper are in league with the toilets.
Kill all pieces of computer paper...
Leaving one out will lead to nasty paper cuts from their friends.
After you've killed the paper, move to furbies.
Burn all furbies alive.
Why? Because you can.
Okay, the voice in my head just confirmed that the Oompa Loompas are not out to get me...so what are they doing with their cell phones?
Run. Run very fast. Run from the Oompa Loompas!
Buy more post-its.
Back to Top
NightFlax: Your name is Daniel. Disregard that old man who calls you Jonathan, he is senile.
Clearasil is for cleaning your face, Lysol is for cleaning the floor. Using these on the opposite surfaces will result in a lemony fresh face and pimple free floor, neither of which is the desired result.
The silvery incorperal person is not real despite what she says.
While 42 may be the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything, it is an insufficient answer to most mathmatical problems.
Dunk your head in boiling water.
Disregard above note, was written by your brother.
Have doctor treat results of note number 5.
Tape your show.
Disregard above note, your show was canceled. Hunt down the monsters who would so that to your show.
Disregard above note. New information has revealed that your show had been cancelled years ago and you had been seeing re-runs. The people who originally cancelled 'Bewitched' have already died.
Find new favorite show.
Tape new favorite show.
Go to D&D meeting.
Kill the DM after what he put the group through. The bastard must PAY!!!
Disregard above note as you are the DM. Attempt not PAYing. Be kinder to players.
Be carefull, the D&D group is after you.
Disregard above note. the D&D group made peace with you seeing that you are the only one who bothered to learn all the rules.
If you haven't been able to read these, put on your glasses.
Change number 18 to number 1.
There is no number 20.
Wash, rinse, don't repeat.
Listen to George Carlin and Robin Williams, they know all.
World Domination is over rated. Start with something small like Liechtenstein.
This is the last note.
Have A Nice Day!