Seriously?
Seriously. I'm *really* going to get sick right now? RIGHT NOW? I just Do Not Need This.
Additionally:
Dear Santa,
I have been very good this year. I know you will have a hard time topping last years gifts of tiny, matching baby girls, but do us all a favor and give it a whirl! (Except no more babies please. You wouldn't want my mental breakdown on your conscience.)
Now then.
I would like:
A fully installed new set of sinuses. With a warranty.
A Nanny that is available only when I want her here, and at a moments notice and she can't be touching my stuff. Oh. Wait. That's Mary Poppins. Oh well. You're Santa, you can swing it!
A Renault Twingo. Only because it's called a TWIN GO! Hahaha. Ahem.
A Maid, but only if she does it *exactly* how I tell her to. And she must iron.
A cook, but just for *my* meals. I love cooking for my family, but once I get a meal cooked I never want to eat it. So, I need a chef to make mine.
A Brian Froud "Goblins!" doll from FAO Schwartz. Preferably Bimble or Blossom.
A cauldron.
Some extra time.
For Terry Pratchett to be all better.
Totinos Pizza Rolls.
Additionally:
Dear Santa,
I have been very good this year. I know you will have a hard time topping last years gifts of tiny, matching baby girls, but do us all a favor and give it a whirl! (Except no more babies please. You wouldn't want my mental breakdown on your conscience.)
Now then.
I would like:
A fully installed new set of sinuses. With a warranty.
A Nanny that is available only when I want her here, and at a moments notice and she can't be touching my stuff. Oh. Wait. That's Mary Poppins. Oh well. You're Santa, you can swing it!
A Renault Twingo. Only because it's called a TWIN GO! Hahaha. Ahem.
A Maid, but only if she does it *exactly* how I tell her to. And she must iron.
A cook, but just for *my* meals. I love cooking for my family, but once I get a meal cooked I never want to eat it. So, I need a chef to make mine.
A Brian Froud "Goblins!" doll from FAO Schwartz. Preferably Bimble or Blossom.
A cauldron.
Some extra time.
For Terry Pratchett to be all better.
Totinos Pizza Rolls.