AHOY, MISS PAUMBOYG!
SECOND SEMESTER GYM
a play by Ethan Fardoux
Act 1, Scene 1. Miss Palmberg taking attendance. class noisy, but not out of control.
Palmberg:Johnny Blanks?
Johnny: AHOY!
class laughs.
Palmberg: hey! -tries to quiet class down- johnny! if you say anything else out of line today, you're going to the deans.
Act 1, Scene 2. Second day of class, locker room.
Shayne: Everyone! listen up! when she calls your name in attendance, shout ahoy! AHOY ME MATEYS! AHOY! ALL TO STARBOARD!
Lockerroom boys: AHOY! AHOY!
Act 1, Scene 3. second day of class, weight room.
Palmberg: Ethan?
Ethan: AHOY!
Palmberg: -angrily- Shayne?
Shayne: AHOY!
repeat for all members off the class. after each member, she gets angrier.
Palmberg: ok guys, lets go to the weight room and start lifting. no horseplay or you'll go straight to the deans.
class goes to weight room and starts working out
Shayne:AHOY MATEYS! ALL TO STARBOARD!
class runs to the right side of the weight room, stays there for a minute, and goes back to lifting.
Palmberg: Boys! the next person to say anything remotely pirate related goes straight to the deans. stay focused! -turns back to talk to a teacher-
All: AHOY MISS PAUMBOYG! AHOY!
Palmberg: Seriously! shut up and get to lifting!
Ethan: SHIVER ME TIMBERS!
Palmberg gets angry, looking for the perpertrator.
TO BE CONTINUED!
a play by Ethan Fardoux
Act 1, Scene 1. Miss Palmberg taking attendance. class noisy, but not out of control.
Palmberg:Johnny Blanks?
Johnny: AHOY!
class laughs.
Palmberg: hey! -tries to quiet class down- johnny! if you say anything else out of line today, you're going to the deans.
Act 1, Scene 2. Second day of class, locker room.
Shayne: Everyone! listen up! when she calls your name in attendance, shout ahoy! AHOY ME MATEYS! AHOY! ALL TO STARBOARD!
Lockerroom boys: AHOY! AHOY!
Act 1, Scene 3. second day of class, weight room.
Palmberg: Ethan?
Ethan: AHOY!
Palmberg: -angrily- Shayne?
Shayne: AHOY!
repeat for all members off the class. after each member, she gets angrier.
Palmberg: ok guys, lets go to the weight room and start lifting. no horseplay or you'll go straight to the deans.
class goes to weight room and starts working out
Shayne:AHOY MATEYS! ALL TO STARBOARD!
class runs to the right side of the weight room, stays there for a minute, and goes back to lifting.
Palmberg: Boys! the next person to say anything remotely pirate related goes straight to the deans. stay focused! -turns back to talk to a teacher-
All: AHOY MISS PAUMBOYG! AHOY!
Palmberg: Seriously! shut up and get to lifting!
Ethan: SHIVER ME TIMBERS!
Palmberg gets angry, looking for the perpertrator.
TO BE CONTINUED!